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I know who I am, but you may not. Woo woo bitch with a fat ass & a smile. In the words of the late great, Kobe Bryant, You’re welcome.
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If I don’t think about it yes

If he has a beard that’s where the lies are stored

Don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of maturity required to prevent this

I get happy solar return

Me fussing at my man cuz he didn’t bring me back anything from the store even though I said I didn’t want anything when he asked 😭

How you gonna micromanage the ENTIRE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, fam?

AAVE is not an easy dialect to speak/learn. If you didn’t grow up in it, you wouldn’t understand fr. In other words, stay out of Black folks’ business.

All of them

Try a perc 30, the pink kitty pill, a honey pack & she’s 23. 😭

A perc 30, viagra, and honey pack and you ain’t even 30…

A bad ass pixie cut doesn't give matriarch to us who were around in the 90s.

I’m doing 2002-ish club dance party for my birthday this year.

And if I pop out w/ somebody and you had yo chance, don’t be mad lmao

We’re gonna be besties so hard. 💙💚🖤💜

As a base I’ve never been more proud!!

Gomez hung out with his boys, loved his family, played with his toys, counted his money and lusted after his wife. No other bitches, no bullshit “I’m the man” crap. And Morticia just stood there fine, kept her garden and a slight smirk. This is goals.

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i won’t become what i’ve been through ☝🏾

15 GBs of unread emails is too much. Even for me. 😩😭🤦🏽‍♀️

We should send newly confirmed expert, RFK Jr. to Wuhan so he can expose himself to this new virus and let us know if everything is ok. If he looks good after a few months they can send him back home! 😜 I’m sure he wouldn’t want to endanger anyone with vaccines! www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

Why does Twitter feel like the toxic waste from that one Rick & Morty episode? 😭

"What are you telling us???" Got me f*cking WHEEZING. OMG. Buddy was talking to Empe like he was Lassie and somebody stuck in a well. AYUDA ME

This skeet having 11 11 on it has me cackling. But I’ve ruined the angel number for the rest of you cuz my angels gave it to me, & me alone, as a gift. 🤣😂😘🥰

If it is not your job to stay on top of the news, do not stay on top of the news. You will drive yourself crazy.

I drink water and mind my business. (It's genetics, frfr)

Rest In Power to Ahmaud Marquez Arbery who was killed on this day 5 years ago. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 (May 8, 1994 – February 23, 2020)

I love US 🔥 OUR CREATIVITY IS TRULY UNMATCHED

“Look at her, I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.”

There’s truly nothing else like it on Earth.

Not to be egotistical or the main character, but my critiques of DEI is why I feel Black people should pay closer attention to what happens in Detroit. I’d also add Baltimore and Memphis to that as well.

Prime example of higher level frequency—what’s for you is for you & what isn’t, you won’t even get. 😭😭🤣

They so panicked they think we talking in code now. I know this is the worst timeline, but it's also the funniest. Man said "I'M A LIBERAL! PLEASE TELL ME! DOES THE WAR BEGIN AT DAWN???" 😭😭😭😭 I'm HOWLING

The more I think about it the more I get weak. Bc that means they're really watching us thinking, "How are the Blacks so calm and acting so normal? Why aren't they doing anything??? They ALWAYS do something! They must be planning in secrecy. I HAVE TO KNOW. I NEED to understand the code!"

This is one hell of a flick.

So proud of this NAACP Image Award, which is definitely mine and not Quinta Brunson's, that Laverne Cox and I accepted on her behalf. Quinta definitely hasn't called my ass four times already this morning, asking when she can come pick it up and whatnot.

Mars Retrograde is ending. youtube.com/watch?v=xKIW...

Rihanna Covers Harper’s Bazaar, March 2025