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mzkatlynd.bsky.social
I know who I am, but you may not. Woo woo bitch with a fat ass & a smile. In the words of the late great, Kobe Bryant, You’re welcome.
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No bra, chopping wood, smoking meat, with the rain…Goals ✨😌

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

What I look like begging someone to see my worth? I find out I’m not your type or your preference I’m out your way and on to the next.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Forgot to pik out my fro but here ya'll go 🤗 ✨️

submitted 12 hours ago • 19 comments

This might be the funniest muthafukka to ever exist.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Jane Fonda said, and I agree, "Have any of you ever watched a documentary of a great social movement...and asked yourself, would you have been brave enough to walk the bridge?... we are IN our documentary moment, this is it," accepting her lifetime achievement from #SAGAwards.

submitted 7 hours ago • 22 comments

one of my favorite parts of the SAG Awards

submitted 5 hours ago • 26 comments

If Aimee Lou Wood is in the show know that it’s about to be unserious!

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

My favorite thing to hear. The look on their face when they find out not only are the things I say not cap, I actually don't talk as much sh*t as I could.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m gon make you back up all that freaky stuff you said…

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

If I don’t think about it yes

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

If he has a beard that’s where the lies are stored

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

Don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of maturity required to prevent this

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I get happy solar return

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Me fussing at my man cuz he didn’t bring me back anything from the store even though I said I didn’t want anything when he asked 😭

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

How you gonna micromanage the ENTIRE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, fam?

submitted 8 hours ago • 13 comments

AAVE is not an easy dialect to speak/learn. If you didn’t grow up in it, you wouldn’t understand fr. In other words, stay out of Black folks’ business.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

All of them

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Try a perc 30, the pink kitty pill, a honey pack & she’s 23. 😭

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

A perc 30, viagra, and honey pack and you ain’t even 30…

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

A bad ass pixie cut doesn't give matriarch to us who were around in the 90s.

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

I’m doing 2002-ish club dance party for my birthday this year.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

And if I pop out w/ somebody and you had yo chance, don’t be mad lmao

submitted 10 hours ago • 9 comments

We’re gonna be besties so hard. 💙💚🖤💜

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

As a base I’ve never been more proud!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Gomez hung out with his boys, loved his family, played with his toys, counted his money and lusted after his wife. No other bitches, no bullshit “I’m the man” crap. And Morticia just stood there fine, kept her garden and a slight smirk. This is goals.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

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submitted 14 hours ago • 766 comments

i won’t become what i’ve been through ☝🏾

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

15 GBs of unread emails is too much. Even for me. 😩😭🤦🏽‍♀️

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

We should send newly confirmed expert, RFK Jr. to Wuhan so he can expose himself to this new virus and let us know if everything is ok. If he looks good after a few months they can send him back home! 😜 I’m sure he wouldn’t want to endanger anyone with vaccines! www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

submitted 15 hours ago • 618 comments

Why does Twitter feel like the toxic waste from that one Rick & Morty episode? 😭

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

"What are you telling us???" Got me f*cking WHEEZING. OMG. Buddy was talking to Empe like he was Lassie and somebody stuck in a well. AYUDA ME

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

This skeet having 11 11 on it has me cackling. But I’ve ruined the angel number for the rest of you cuz my angels gave it to me, & me alone, as a gift. 🤣😂😘🥰

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

If it is not your job to stay on top of the news, do not stay on top of the news. You will drive yourself crazy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I drink water and mind my business. (It's genetics, frfr)

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Rest In Power to Ahmaud Marquez Arbery who was killed on this day 5 years ago. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 (May 8, 1994 – February 23, 2020)

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

I love US 🔥 OUR CREATIVITY IS TRULY UNMATCHED

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments