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n7greywarden.bsky.social
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Going to be talking to the Democratic Club at UCI tonight and one of my main points is that current leadership needs to be yeeted out past the Oort Cloud.

“How could Joe Biden do this?!”

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

Zelensky has more patience in his little finger than I've ever had in my entire life.

I don’t care if she’s difficult to level up, Retsuko is still my kindred spirit in Hello Kitty Island Adventure. My only complaint is I wish the other characters wore corpse paint when they rage during Aggretsuko missions.

Hello Kitty Adventure Island is becoming my retreat like Animal Crossing was during early COVID. Don’t send me to the Wellness Farm, put me on an island with my animal friends with adorable tasks. Just not in an Island of Doctor Moreau way.

My karmic retribution for skipping some college design classes is coaching freelance people through InDesign trying to layout a book like it doesn’t require training. Girl, are you expecting me to teach you how to use the software you’ve chosen for your gig? USE. DOCUMENT. BLEED. SETTINGS.

Oh, Amazon. Do you really think I don’t have the patience to download every eBook I bought and convert them to ePub one by one? We used to record shows on VHS and painstakingly start/stop the recording for commercials. Spite sustains me.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

“I’m not very techy” and it’s someone two years older than me that can’t figure out how to reset a password probably because they can’t type. “Well I guess I’ll just close my account then…” Okay? Good luck avoiding entering passwords on other sites for the rest of your life 😅

I think id be a terrible sorcerer but 🤷🏻‍♀️ I usually play as a rogue but I guess I have too many scruples irl. 😅 www.easydamus.com/character.html

This timeline is less Tessier-Ashpool and more Weyland-Yutani than I had hoped.

there is such an insane amount of money and clout to be made by any Democratic elected leader willing to get arrested and given a show sentence by Trump right now. if someone like Pritzker spent a couple months in jail they'd raise enough to run for president in t-shirt sales alone

We’ve been going about the rebuttal to pro-life all wrong. If they wanna go the moral route, bring back Catharism. Preach that the act of conception is a sin in of itself because you are plucking a Divine soul from heaven and entrapping it in the evil temporal realm and sinful flesh.

Here's RUTH, ROSES AND REVOLVER (1987), a documentary from BBC's Arena series with David Lynch presenting clips from early surrealist films that he considered most significant to his own work. Big improvement over Dailymotion's copy. Only aired once! gofile.io/d/CWDkwh

The resistance has already begun, in the courage of the Bishop in DC, in every act of kindness and charity, in all us old lefties rising up to support the poor and marginalized and gravely threatened ( and the ACLU), in our donations, and soon, in our song.

2025 me: so we deleted Twitter again. Well, the letter x app as it re-branded. 2016 me: Wait, now what happened? 2025: Tired of hearing about Trump again. Don’t ask. Also Twitter’s owner popped a nazi salute. Twice. On live broadcast. 2016: Jack Dorsey did what. 2025: *sigh*

Well, that’s certainly a choice. Onyx Storm ebook audience escapes with unpicked pockets.

Look, even Sauron returned after most of Middle-earth assumed they defeated him. He was then finally trounced once and for all by the bravery of a halfling and his gardener. I just hope we aren’t the Númenóreans in this tale 😬

A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍

Replaying the Mass Effect trilogy is weirdly therapeutic given the times. A story that portrays the masses refusing to acknowledge a looming threat until it lands right on their doorstep and disrupts their own lives.

Gluten and transubstantiation free for the Protestant on the go. Thanks, Amazon. I was technically raised Catholic so I’ll have to pass.

Self-Publishing needs to make a short video about the PDF creation process in the fashion of School House Rock “I’m Just a Bill”.

To all my homies in customer service, the end is almost in sight. We just gotta get to New Years. Good tidings to all of us stuck working out the rest of 2024 while half the company is on vacation.

Messages from the CS trenches 🫠 Barely holding on.

Yea, that tracks.

Procrastinating customers complaining about the holiday turn times of a manufactured product asking us for a “Christmas miracle” when they really need a visit from Krampus 👹 At least I found a Reddit thread making fun of this dude’s crowdfunded RPG format to cheer me up.

I made some different choices in the first Mass Effect this time. Please clap.

Explain this, humankind

When the gif from my phone’s photo library works in the preview but not on the actual post 🥲 but all the Tenor gifs only feature modded Nathaniel who looks like a different person.

If you see this, post a game character and pass it on... Nathaniel Howe from Dragon Age Awakening

This is just how Jersey people talk to each other. Love when this state gets the spotlight. Never disappoints.

Shepard: *Opens up the galactic map in Mass Effect 1* Admiral Hackett:

Using drones to hassle NJ was not on my 2024 bingo card. We deal with enough. Let us be.

Replaying Mass Effect 1 and having a rando Alliance brass gripe about the Normandy’s layout like Shephard was the one who designed and built an experimental ship is a bit too on the nose as a CSR. Anything else you’d like to complain about that I had no control over?

Imagine if John Wilkes Booth even had half the digital footprint of the UH shooter. That man would thrive on TikTok, his Twitter posts would be random Shakespeare quotes, and he’d only keep FB to send out event invites to his plays.

We are so back. Let’s see if I make all the same choices again 😬 #JaneShepard