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Michelle Yeoh is in too many movies.

submitted 54 minutes ago • 1 comment

I really can't get over how all the Starmer fanboys were tripping over themselves to declare his meeting a stunning victory and not even a day later all this happens. It's really bringing me some joy in these dark moments.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

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submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

You know it might have been helpful given the difficult international situation if the press had bothered to scrutinise Keir Starmer at all instead of allowing him to win by default and catastrophically fuck everything at once.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Absolutely cracking up at those melts who couldn't wait to embarrass themselves by jerking off Starmer after his meeting with Trump.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Where's Kieth?

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Just on the facetimes to Rick Stein and I've accidentally let it slip that Ainsley Harriott calls him "Dick Stain"

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest loser from The Trump Tantrum (apart from Ukrainians) is Starmer. His credibility has now dropped to zero.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Literally "MyCrimes.txt".

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

You have to say that it is simply very funny that *the very next day* after Starmer was all “hello please come for tea with our king” Trump’s gone FUCK OFF THEN to Zelenskyy. The only thing Starmer’s briefcase brigade care about is Ukraine, he’s fucked it

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Keir Starmer is a Trump loyalist.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm watching the Zelensky-Trump exchange in the Oval office.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

“I knew Wes [Streeting] when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt”

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Wes Streeting is what you get if you ask a PS2 to generate a sleep paralysis demon

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The limits of diplomacy is apparently when you dance like a monkey.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I see the noddy #FBPE cunts are out in force today defending the hapless Starmer.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Big shiny new left-wing campaigns with lots of big names signed on to them are quite likely to be SWP fronts and data harvesting exercises. Just FYI.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

John goes to Wales and discovers some of the poorest people in the country are getting ready to vote for the fash stockbroker. But how can this be, when we already have the most excellent, most in touch with ordinary people government possible? A mystery not much touched upon, here.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

There are not enough worthy people in the UK and that is why the Labour Party is faltering in the polls, you ungrateful chav scum workshy bastards. Enjoy the forced labour camps under el presidente Farage. #RejoinEU

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They're so happy, aren't they, the Cummings of this world that, following Trump's election, they no longer need to hide who they are?

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Thanks but I'll stick to using a toilet

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

This stuff is wild because literally nobody expects that. But they got into power and immediately went "ok fuckos, time to double down on austerity! Also we're selling the NHS to Peter Thiel and freezing your nan."

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I've got Starmeroids in my notifications.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As a professional "Guess Who Fucked It?" Analyst I think we can safely say the answer is the Labour Party.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

A historic bed shitting from Labour, absolutely outstanding performance in the field of Absolutely Fucking It

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

It's time to move on from Starmerism 💅

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Half of all homes need heat pumps by 2040 and 'we see no role for hydrogen in buildings heating', from the just published 7th carbon budget report from the Climate Change Committee www.theccc.org.uk/publication/...

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The energy I bring to bluesky

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment