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Pierre Poilievre’s failure once again proves that you can’t win an election if you have an alliterative name. No one wants their country being run by a Stan Lee character

The impact of an unpopular American president on a foreign election is stunning. Never seen anything like the seismic political shift Trump triggered in Canada to deliver a stunning Liberal win. Trump’s toxicity is rewriting global politics.

Roxy came to visit the office today!

Happy Election Day 🇨🇦

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

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Rock… something. 🤔

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Always a good day at the office when Duke pops in for a visit

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More like WrestleMEHnia amirite

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We tried to write a debate analysis, but Jagmeet Singh kept interrupting us

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All the money that the Guardians* put into stadium renos and behind home plate still looks like this? 🤢 *taxpayers

Aah, sibling love 🤎💛

He also looks like he’s a ballplayer from 1988. Don’t make me explain, but this is a compliment.

Folks,

Team Wrana knows what’s up! @grandslamofcurling.bsky.social @teamhoman.bsky.social

Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province

less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

People wonder about my serene smile in the face of imminent economic collapse and the reason is quite simple

Wishing a happy 56th birthday to Paul Rudd. Also, here's Bob Lemon (age 56) with the 1977 #Whitesox

Snell to the IL, it must be a day ending in y

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

Here are my Top 10 WORST Dogs!

So much hacky April Fools Day shtick already…

Sometimes it’s the little things… like your older dog gently licking your younger dog. Pure joy!

Good news Joe, you’re not welcome here anyways

the count is one ball and two balls

Good for the Orioles but today doesn’t prove anything. They still have to beat the Cardinals, the Mud Hens, the RubberDucks, the Eagles, the other Cardinals, the Falcons, and a band of actual live, angry ostriches if they want to prove real bird supremacy

A former first baseman himself, Keith Hernandez, is absolutely miffed about where Rob Drake is standing. "I don't know who's brainchild that is."

The Baltimore #Orioles will wear all-orange uniforms on April 12 against Toronto. I am *begging* the @BlueJays to counter with their all-powder blue set for the game. If we're gonna do this MLB, let's do it all the way.

Parents update password to latest dog

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Tito left behind a little intestinal turmoil for the team

that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997

hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing

It's National Waffle Day!! 🧇

Brantford’s own Sherwood Motel. As seen on Schitt’s Creek www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...