DON’T OPEN IT! He is a scam artist who is loosing a virus on the entire country by his drunk texting. He can’t be trusted. (Oh wait. You already knew that. You said he was a Fox host.)
@darth he is reaching out to journalists. I hear it's such a coveted position you don't even know until you are you are in the unsecure national intelligence Signal. Let us know what you learn!
he climbs on the bed and trills at me until i flop him over on his side and snuggle him to my chest, my chin on his head. it’s hot and i kind of can’t breathe but it’s absolutely worth it.
I had a cat who would jump on the bed and walk dead-center up my body to my chest; I would place my hands on her sides and rub her belly, resulting in the loudest, most satisfied purrs ever produced, as she drooled on my neck. I thought this was the greatest cat love to ever exist but now I wonder.
Contrast this with my little dumbass who started flopping on my neck every night like a scarf when he was a 5 week old kitten and never stopped now that he’s a 15-lb three year old
Gail missed you. She would like to tell you all about the squirrels she has chased, the possum under the porch and Pepe leading another dog sled team in the Iditarod.
Oh I’m so sorry for calling her a “him”! I saw several comments saying “him”, so I took that as if they knew. My bad! But I totally know what you mean. It’s been 1.5 years since I lost my dog, but I am definitely lucky to have had him in my life for 16 years 🥹
No worries at all! And I lost my other dog almost 2 years ago and I still miss her - she was 13.5 and "the best at being the worst" but she was the love of my life. Her ears had their own personality 🥰
😑sorry I said he. I have known 2 human Baileys who are both male, and forgot that Bailey is like Sydney, Evelyn, Hilary, Dakota—equal opportunity names.
Also tonight, Sunny jumped up on my desk, stole an amigarumi penguin my sister made me, hid it in her bed, and left the penguin’s scarf behind on the desk LIKE A SERIAL KILLER
1) my nephew Alex struck a jaunty pose while wearing a onesie holding his elder sister's purse;
2) i accidentally drew a very porny still life;
3) Tina wore a Batman cat mask;
4) Dex sat in a box that was too small for him AND did a blep!
darth big news: Odie hurt his knee and we were worried it was a torn ACL but it turned out to just be a sprain, so he was back to fruitlessly chasing squirrels after a couple weeks of rest. He’s tired now.
Hahaha! Just this clown car of an administration giving away assault plans to a journalist and possibly everyone on Signal… I am quoting Katie Holmes from ‘Disturbing Behavior’. “Who put the acid in my spam”…🤦🏼♂️
I almost forgot there was an asteroid that we thought for a little while was maybe going to hit the Earth in 2032. We don't think it's going to hit the Earth anymore, but it still might hit the Moon then, which would be pretty fun.
Yes, a bunch of us DART alums were thinking about this and asked about it, but happily we don't need to worry about it this time (unless we do it for fun^H^H^H science!)
Hi Darth, I never heard of you before - I've been living under a rock, I guess.
But wanted to jump on board and say hi. Here's a pic of my son's dog, Lyra. She's the best!
I cherish this similar pic:
Luna (on the right) has moved on to the next life - we miss her so! - and Junie, the old hound is now ~14. Welcome back Darth.
Don’t apologize. It’s where you’re AT. It’s your reality right now. It takes great strength to admit such a personal publicly and, in that quiet resiliency, you will find a way to persevere. Grief doesn’t have a timetable. Anyone who says there is hasn’t lost someone close to them.
Had a little scare with Oolong last week, he seemed to have misjudged a landing at some point last Tuesday, but he's much better now, vet was amazed at how good a shape he's in as a senior cat.
So it's been a week of loves and snuggles and convalescence. He seems back in trim.
He's pretty much back to himself again, and extra sweet. He developed his own little exercise routine the first two days, staying in the living room and going between curling up in an Amazon box to nap, then doing a few laps and leaning on this shoebox as if it was a bar, then back to nap.
Please take this as intended but I don’t actually know who you are (just haven’t run across you yet I guess) but now I am going to find out and follow you because you have one of the most perfect cats I have ever seen.
Whoa! Whoa! Let's not start adding new types of moons. 😉 We don't want another definition-schism, like the planet definition-schism. We just want to focus on how amazing our universe is.
many good dogs and cats were accused of crimes on this website while you slept darth. we're glad you are back to defend them in the marketplace of ideas
oh you need to beg the really cool no caesars shirt from @jay.bsky.team
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why is peter hegseth texting me isn’t he a fox news host or something
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Good to see you again.
Sorry about your inbox.
Welcome back!
OOPSIEDOOPSIESEC
especially the potatoes and naps
But I'm in SF for a week, so that's good.
It do be popping off rn, especially for logistics (my sector <3) where I got assigned a [REDACTED]
YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED❤️
So happy to see you and hope you got some good rest — you’re gonna need it 💕
They radiate the heat of a small sun, yet bask in the warmth of our own! They push things off high places, like gravity should be lighter!
What
Are
The
ZOOMIES
FOR!?
And they act like royalty. Every last one!
Eggs are still expensive though.
As you can tell from this morning's counter to "no war plans" release, we need you now.
Alethia is not happy with humans.
You were hibernating during the snow but Gabe did some excellent romping with his friends
Maggie is still a very good girl.
❤️❤️❤️ He looks so much like a young version of our pup!!
A lot! Very little of it good!
But the return of darth is very good.
And also I got a new pup named Jodie who is fond of sticks.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
I think she knew you were on the way
2) i accidentally drew a very porny still life;
3) Tina wore a Batman cat mask;
4) Dex sat in a box that was too small for him AND did a blep!
Everything feels a little bit better with you around.
Countdown to them being banned on Twitter
Canada doesn't like the US right now... they're itching for a fight
They usually seem more corporate and focused on avoiding pissed off gamers on socials
https://bsky.app/profile/blairbraverman.bsky.social/post/3lkvw44yfjc2z
https://blogs.nasa.gov/planetarydefense/2025/02/24/latest-calculations-conclude-asteroid-2024-yr4-now-poses-no-significant-threat-to-earth-in-2032-and-beyond/
Okay, so while you were away, a couple of things happened. You might want to have a coffee first.
My soul just went back into my body, Darth!!!
We need you more than ever!!!
Can you read my story and donate a Smalll amount
I apologize for reaching out this way
🩵🩵
¡Bienvenido, Darth!
But wanted to jump on board and say hi. Here's a pic of my son's dog, Lyra. She's the best!
https://bsky.app/profile/finchinabq.bsky.social/post/3ljxzfvmwm22o
Go back to sleep. It's better that way 😒
Luna (on the right) has moved on to the next life - we miss her so! - and Junie, the old hound is now ~14. Welcome back Darth.
Some I only know online. Others are old friends, some of whom I haven't spoken with in a while. Plus reconnections with family.
For now, I just gotta go thru this.
Main support I need now is ongoing forgiveness for blurting it and dampening the mood.
I am sending positive energy to you, please say good things to yourself. Take care.
It's kinda grim, Darth.
I taught myself how to crochet (good), Tico remains the longest boy ever, (good), but I just got Covid for the first time. (not so good)
Can’t win em all.
https://youtu.be/22tVWwmTie8
Might she indulge in a few sniffs to satisfy her curiosity?
Mass hysteria
Yes, that Mike Myers.
Here’s Elsie, who looks like she could be Sam’s sister.
My pup gave me that to let me know she was having nothing to do w/the santa hat. 😂😂
There are many like him
But this is mine
My sam is my best friend
Sam is my life
(But then, I do love all dogs.)
Had a little scare with Oolong last week, he seemed to have misjudged a landing at some point last Tuesday, but he's much better now, vet was amazed at how good a shape he's in as a senior cat.
So it's been a week of loves and snuggles and convalescence. He seems back in trim.
Here's a pic from several years ago when he still got into crazy spots like this.
What a face!
cc @joshuajfriedman.com and @tashasev.bsky.social
She's still a baby not even 1 until July but so big and so floof and so very good. And my friend's kid is giving her the best forever home ever. 💞
https://bsky.app/profile/jenelaina.bsky.social/post/3lkki7u26722y
while you were gone (but really only barely it just finished) my home renovation was completed!
i hope you had a lovely hibernation!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/mar/11/astronomers-discover-128-new-moons-orbiting-saturn
Refocus . . . look at Saturn's moons! So many! 😀
https://bsky.app/profile/soto97.bsky.social/post/3lk4nfzmfqs2f
oh you need to beg the really cool no caesars shirt from @jay.bsky.team
https://bsky.app/profile/ravenmae.bsky.social/post/3llaphtgqs22k
it's been a funny hibernation season darth
https://bsky.app/profile/niedermeyer.online/post/3llaroulyjc2r
Welcome back, Darth!
https://bsky.app/profile/backlinenurse.bsky.social/post/3lgmteu4pfc2a