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Busy doing dad stuff probably. I have no idea what I’m doing
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We regret the unjustified US 25% tariff on steel and aluminium imports. The EU will protect its consumers and businesses. We are launching swift, proportionate countermeasures worth up to €26 billion, matching the economic impact of the US tariffs. More about our response ↓ europa.eu/!rcMqWy

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This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

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Boycott evil.

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“Pull up, Maverick, pull up! You’re coming in way too fast! Christ, I don’t think he’s gonna make it. Clear the runway! Clear the runway!”

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YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

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Oops

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A PRECRASTINATOR is someone who rushes to get something done earlier than is necessary so they can tick it off their mental to do list.

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*At the Mos Eisley Tidy Town Committee Meeting* Chairman: He called us what? Member: A hive of scum and villainy. Chairman: Scum and villainy? Well that’s just mean. After all the hard work we’ve put in. Did he see the new flower garden next to the space port? Member: I don’t think so.

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He admitted it last night,

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Hybrid

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How’s that cost & waste cutting going? Such hypocrisy…

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"I hope they will shoot down the missiles..." – Platon, 4, during a Russian attack on Ukrainian cities. His mom has Platon sleep on a sled in the entrance of their residential building to keep him safer. She has a small mattress, pillow and blanket there for him.

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"It doesn't affect me"

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A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds they found human romaines.

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As Orwell predicted.

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TRUMPS DIRTY OFFER

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ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, YET?! 👇 I certainly hope so.

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“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

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America, you wanted to get petty—well here ya go!

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I give him 9.7

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Every breed has its own melting point

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THERAPIST: When setting goals, it's important to make them achievable ME: I want to be rolled out of work on my birthday by a group of Oompa Lompas THERAPIST: I will literally pay you to go somewhere else.

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“Tuna?” “Yes.” “Catnip?” “On the list.” “What about-“ “Relax Alvin, I got this.”

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Cartoon by patbyrnes.bsky.social.

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As a kid, eating at McDonald's was a special treat. If my mom told me she was taking me to McDonald's later on in the week, I'd be looking forward to it every day. As an adult, it's a somber place where I can reflect upon my poor life decisions while dipping my McNugget.

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Amen

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The tate brothers were why liam neeson needed to make use of his particular set of skills

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