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Mostly here for Atlanta Braves baseball. But will dabble in discussions of dogs, food, nature, Vols, Kacey Musgraves, etc ❤️ Pharmacist 💊
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Big bear tryina get me fired up 🙃

When there’s baseball everywhere but the games don’t count …

You don't listen to baseball on the radio because "I need to see the action with my own eyes." I listen to baseball on the radio because I genuinely wanna hear stuff like Darren O'Day asking Ben Ingram if he's ever stepped on a Lego before. We are not the same.

Post a picture of the last game you were at THAT WAS SO LONG AGO IM DYING 😰🤕😭

I’m just a girl standing in front of mlb accounts asking them to post on here

Starting today, there will be at least one live MLB game for 216 of the next 220 days. This is good, in my opinion.

the two people who make Sven at Disney on Ice should be paid more than whatever they’re getting now

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

ME: i want an extra large bag of shredded cheese to eat with my bare hands GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that

Roses are red Violets are blue

🤯 🤯 🤯 I was willing to wear the mustache, but this is too much

me currently:

Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Gonna start dropping this in the work chat right before I say some wild shit

The Braves' lone notable addition, to this point, is Jurickson Profar. And yet, projections still love them. So, perhaps both can be true: 1. It would've been nice to see them do more (they still can) 2. They still have a great roster Spring is here! www.ajc.com/sports/atlan...

if i send you this just know me and the boys are clowning you in the group chat

If I send you this it means your funeral has already happened while you’re alive. #SuperBowl

not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese

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Today, I cooked on the back left stove burner just to feel something different. Thanks for following my journey.

I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on

I feel like this paragraph from my book is pretty appropriate for today. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/shann...

When Congressman John Lewis was a child, he tried to get a library card. He was turned away & told “The Library is not for coloureds” 💔 He’s a civil rights icon, lover of books, recipient of the National Book Award for Young People’s Literature. “The Library IS for Everyone” 💚 #BlackHistoryMonth

*inviting my date back to my place* "I have two dozen eggs."

Because of DEI

CHEESE STICKS I LOVE YOU 😭🤍🫶🏻✨

*hides liberation plans in a science book*

my plan to throw coffee beans at houses instead of eggs has been foiled

Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho

Anyone who's ever worked in coffee knows you don't want to see a coffee drinker insurrection

Watching ‘Tailspin’ and trying to explain to 7 year old the post-Jungle Book events that led to humanity’s apparent extinction and subsequent replacement by wild animals intent on setting up profitable air haulage businesses

The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.

the key to being spiritual on social media: when bad things happen my enemies, it’s karma when bad things happen to me, it’s astrology

Look, I dream of being a woman with a skincare routine, that always smells good, and eats vegetables. But I am a swamp demon and I'm doing what I can with that.

terrible news: I followed a recipe to a T instead of winging it and it turned out way better :(