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So which anti-woke opinion writer is gonna explain how buying military jets in fact can, in fact, directly solve the homeless crisis, or are they all cowards

It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

one of my most successful catchphrases is when i invented "sounds like a you problem"

how do I explain to my boss that work is really cutting into my posting time

I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row

I want this under any future tv appearance

With all the Rednote wholesomeness on the TL, my lasting thought, and the one that truly brings me joy: TikTok might a social media app free from American opinions

i cannot overstate the importance of playing outside. adults should play outside. it is good

Seems a lovely lad

statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost

if my name were jeff and I were in a deftones cover band I know exactly what I'd call it

Trudeau 8 months from now, divorced, no longer PM, lost his seat in Parliament, messaging a 23 year old Mcgill graduate on Feeld: So what's your experience with ethical non monogamy?

You just got relegated from my league

it used to be man could raise one, maybe two secret families on a single working class income

i often forget that this tweet was about guitar center changing its logo

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Ye scumbag Ye maggot Ye

That popup on Bumble that asks if you're enjoying it.

Liars will look you dead in the eye and say this. The best revenge is one you’ve plotted and schemed

i don't really have a problem with de'vondre campbell leaving the game last night. all the other players left eventually too. nobody's there now

Coalition talks must be very intense as they try and decide on ways to continue to ignore stuff like this. Lucky there are so many voters happy to ignore it along with them!

UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing anonymous statements of support for the company.

Wife has been on a work call for the past 2 hours, I have a responsibility.

this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional

well well well

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

a good rule of thumb is to simply live your life in a way that your murder isn’t celebrated and joked about by millions on social media.

me: *shooting my shot* health insurance ceo: *dies*

I don’t post bangers it’s just consistent mediocre tweets that never stop

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

One year ago today ;)

Fucking kill me

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

I personally gave Not Like Us 3 million streams myself. That song went triple platinum in my house! 😏😎