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Over-sensitive, self-righteous, stuck-up prig. Snob, stinking hypocrite, & vile poltroon. Orophile, oenophile, Archers fan, & skeptic. Wicked panto wizard. Irony. Oxford. Fuck Trump (not irony).
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submitted 1 day ago • 420 comments

I have been researching Panama’s work visa policies, and I am 100% convinced that Wayne has diligently navigated the necessary bureaucracy to secure the correct papers that allow him to play rhythm guitar in a country and western band. Prove me wrong. #TheArchers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What mad house do they find these callers in? #LBC

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Could Elon Musk be the next pope?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Pat should contact her local PM. #TheArchers

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine a male comedian saying that the mere existence of their wife made them want to hurt them. #Radio4 #NewsQuiz #TheArchers

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what drama project James Cartwright filming while Carpet Burns is on sabbatical? #TheArchers

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

£52 a day (for 150 litres) as opposed to £60. #TheArchers

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Surely, Wayne’s criminal record is spent? #TheArchers

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Are they too afraid to say “Wakefield”. After all, that’s where the West Yorkshire Police HQ is. #TheArchers.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Isn’t it about time they brought in a professional deep cleaning crew at Bridge Farm. #TheArchers

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Tony Turner (Vince Casey) play an aging rocker opposite Bill Nighy in the latest Charles Paris series. I’ve got a good ear for voices. #TheArchers

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 55 comments

Minor chin wobble in Sainsbury’s car park. #TheArchers

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Call in a specialist contractor to clean up. You can’t ask regular employees to do this. #TheArchers

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Always a delight to listen to a Bridge Farm disaster unfold. This Amberidge shitstorm was no exception. 💩💩💩 #TheArchers

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just logged in to see what’s going on over on Twitter. What?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Alice is absolutely not jealous… MUCH! #TheArchers

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Idi Amin! #TheArchers

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Hannah’s pillow talk must be something else. #TheArchers

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

No excuse for Nikki’s obviously empty suitcase in the airport scene. #SilentWitness

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments