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My (new!!!) manager complimented my 5 points email!!!

Crying at my desk as I have to tell some fuckass 19 year old what I did at work last week. My oath of office is to the CONSTITUTION not to drug addicted Russian assets

I am rewatching Kendrick’s halftime show again and it’s bringing me to tears. He really was allowed to say THIS on an international stage. He lured us all in with intrigue around his Grammy winning diss track & then educated the masses

“Worst Super Bowl halftime show ever”

Just know if I send you this, you took it to the internet so I am taking it ✨there✨

Any other federal employees getting an influx of spam texts about “work from home” opportunities from foreign numbers?

If making America great again requires you to pay more for everything, lose your retirement savings, work more for less pay, be unable to afford health insurance, become an indentured servant to the oligarchs, maybe you were better off with the no so great version.

(h/t: @the.language.nerds)

In my world, “the talk” is what Black parents have w/our kids, about how to survive an encounter w/police who see them as a threat because of our skin color. Latino families have their talk, w/kids even younger, about ICE who see them as criminals: “If we disappear…” Different fear. Same America.

Our new Secretary of Defense is at work today. Let's hope he took an Uber.

I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less. Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.

Just got a phone call that I am “now eligible for a new health care benefit from the government” Let the man know that’s strange, I am pretty sure my current employer (the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT) would inform me directly if I was able to receive a new healthcare benefit. He ended that call quickly

I gotta say…Neil Gaiman looks like Severus Snape to me So the allegations feel fitting tbh

Okay so Andy is credited twice…

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding

Celebrated my 37th birthday with my husband 💚

Please don’t send me a private message saying thanks for following me. I’d like to tell you about my new album. I’m trying to migrate my old Twitter followers here and find new people of like mind, who wanna work hard to save our democracy.

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

This is a beautiful tribute.

In his farewell address, Biden calls for: An end to dark money 18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform A ban on stock trading in Congress Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office

My MIL made me Chicken Al’Orange from @stephencolbert.bsky.social’s cookbook for my birthday 💚

Drake is trying to fuck my birthday up with this lawsuit

Rolling Stone has named From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy as one of the 250 Greatest Albums of the 21st Century.

GUILTY

You can not abandon any state and claim that it’s about actually fighting the right or protecting the marginalized everytime they name the states they want to abandon It’s always Southern ? But they never want to abandon their right leaning friends ? So who do they want to abandon

Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called. A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.” A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”

This….certainly is one way to keep that door closed 😶

Today is the 4 year anniversary of when a bunch of angry White people crashed tf out.

What you won't see on Jan 6th 2025 A violent mob of Democrats trying to put Kamala Harris in power over the will of the voters The last 4 years Trump & his supporters denied the legitimacy of 2020 election Trump invited & incited them on Jan 6th to keep him in power Never forget Jan 6th

To the boomer at the car dealership who felt the need to talk about politics in the lobby The first amendment doesn’t give you permission to make all of us listen to your BS as a captive audience. Two of us telling you to Drop the Subject does not infringe on your rights

I don’t remember what @stevedangle20.bsky.social was crying about here, but everyone needed to see this

This was meant to be my Christmas fit (the dress & belt arrived on Monday)

I imagine they’ll elect a temporary speaker to get the election certified, if it comes to that. Dems should object to the electors because Trump is an ineligible candidate.

Deuces 2024. You should have been a better year. We all know we’re in for a doozy this 2025.

Another important part of Carter’s legacy…