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The last known Naniwhat in the wild. Former professional bassist, longtime recovering poster, looking for Platonic connections and bad times. He/him
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Okay redoing this: Favorite Scene From Each SW TPM: Podracing AOTC: Yoda v Dooku ROTS: UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRR Solo: N/A R1: Vader Choking Pun ANH: Han Solo going “YAHOO” ESB: Chewie w/ C3P0 backpack ROTJ: Sarlaac TFA: Finn gets a lightsaber TLJ: “We are what they grow Beyond” TROS: FUCK YOU

Don't repeat right wing talking points against immigrants, poc & lgtbq communities. Stop taking corporate money. Stop supporting Israel's genocide. Stand up for marginalized communities attacked by Trump. Fight based on values not corporate consultants. Support Mamdani not Cuomo. Abolish ice.

Favorite Scene From Each Star Wars Movie TPM: Maul AOTC: Yoda v Dooku ROTS: Anakin v Younglings Solo: didn’t watch sorry R1: Vader Choking Pun ANH: Han Solo going “YAHOO” ESB: “I am your Father” ROTJ: Palp gets Pulped TFA: Finn gets a lightsaber TLJ: “We are what they grow Beyond” TROS: Fuck you

Keep thinking about the people who talk to ChatGPT so much they wind up having psychotic episodes and I thank God there wasn’t a Goku AI around when I was into Dragon Ball Z in middle school or I would have leapt off a building trying to achieve Kaio Ken

I admit my attention span is really bad but also? Lmao

I heard one of the guys in the Dave Brubeck Quartet tried to get different glasses than the black horn rims they agreed on one time DB slapped him until he passed out. Dave used to call getting one of his open hand beatdowns "taking five" and that's how they came up with that song.

With respect to people who love Fist of the North Star, you absolutely and in no circumstance want Kenshiro on your side. Yes Kenshiro will punish those who commit injustice...but first you have about a 99% chance of being brutally murdered to motivate him into action.

This has always been the strongest argument conservatives had against gay people: just a picture of two dudes being happy

I'm often asked what Democratic politicians can do to learn from pro wrestling and combat Republican neokayfabe The simplest answer to that question is just, "Practice doing Dusty Rhodes's 1985 'Hard Times' promo in front of the mirror every morning until you really MEAN it" 🗣️ #wrestlesky #polisky

If we’re gonna have gulags and dedicated police that disappear us into the Everglades, we might as well try all the Good Things about Communism as well

All I keep thinking about is how Mamdani ran on a broad and populist message about affordability and when centrists hyperfocused on identity to try and divide his coalition, he took it as an opportunity to not only defend his values but persuade new voters

I tried to go into Ch 3 and 4 of Deltarune blind, but I also wanted to get the Egg on my first run, which is really funny because you have to do some elementary-school level rumored shit to get the egg in Ch 3

Dark Empath: The Psychic Vampire (Not Alucard)

Online atheists, why are you so insufferable Anyone mentions “God” or “religion” once and one of you hops out of the ground to go “sKy wIzArD” like you’re making a point

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO BARNEY

BREAKING: Satan has announced his endorsement of Cuomo

Triumph the insult comic dog has endorsed Cuomo For him to POOP ON

i wonder if taunting the guy with his finger on the button by saying he always chickens out had anything to do with him bombing iran

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

we actually don’t have to listen to the people who are cheerleading war who were also cheerleading war 20+ years. we’re the adults in the room now and we have the power to say fuck no to shitty ideas.

leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular

MASSIVE #DELTARUNE #SPOILERS #DELTARUNESPOILERS “Deltarune” is an anagram of “Undertale”

I woke up in a cold sweat yesterday, afraid that my family and I were in range of missile strikes aimed at our capital. That’s not a rational fear, obviously, but at some point, our wanton, unthinking aggression on the Middle East will warrant some kind of counterattack