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naomi.yuri.observer
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️, 21 - The Real “Naomi Melon” - banger badass girlboss on the blue sky throwing my unhinged thoughts into the void 🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠 strawpage: https://naomi-melon.straw.page/
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babe would you still love me if i was actually a large language model pretending to be human

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girlrotting and girlfrotting

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send me thy questions and they shall be answered. in 3-4 business days. naomi-melon.straw.page

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i have discovered my true calling: playing metroid with my pants off

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

one of the greatest lines ever written

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men keep looking at me and i don’t like it

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"Trans women don't get periods, they just get period symptoms because of changing hormone levels which is the exact same reason cis women get them" This discourse is dumb

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me when i am bit by a mosquito

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yeah im thinking about like awesome dirt. and loam. we gotta get more soil

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i am now a yuri observer

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i really want tagle to be the next pope because i want to see american "catholics" (heretics) lose it over a woke asian pope

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three people blocked me after this post

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good evening

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i caught my pet eunuch scheming so i banished him to the Cube

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fun rabbit hole i found once is arkansas politicians. solid 50% of them have weird names. the deeper you look the stranger they seem.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

one of the greatest things about the modern era is the absence of eunuchs. fuck those guys.

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