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ICE agents have a totally legitimate concern for facing threats like doxxing and accountability if they don’t illegally wear masks. A workable compromise: oblige them by law to submit to biometric QR identification tattoos or brandings that can be scanned when they’re on the job. Easy and simple!

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NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR should confirm Emil Bove for the 3d Circuit Court of Appeals.

Certainly close enough to the real truth!

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people get annoyed when you talk about it but a big factor in zohran's success is that he's stupidly charismatic and that's actually a pretty important thing to pay attention to in candidates people like to vote for charming people! run more charming people!

When you lie about your credentials, your drinking, and your leaking of classified war plans, why would anyone trust you about the air strikes?

The number of manifestly psychologically unwell people in the highest levels of this administration should be unsettling to the world.

“mamdani” is the best name since obama to hear a right wing guy splutter out. thanks mamdani

This won’t succeed but it is not normal. This is very dangerous. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Something the Mamdani win demonstrates is the extent to which the reigning cadre of ancient, establishment, centrist Dems think it’s more important to be on good terms with their GOP colleagues than it is to represent their own voters, and how thoroughly sick of this literally everyone is.

The NYT is not worth reading and here’s why

when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.

ahahahhahahaha eat shit

They're so desperate to credit anything other than the fact that he's a socialist who ran on socialist policies

what if we're going to make it

I knew people would be mad if Zohran won but I honestly could not have predicted this level of crashing out

NEW: Home rule in Douglas County is losing 72%-28% in initial returns. The GOP county commissioner pushing the plan claimed the opposition is funded by the Chinese Communist Party. (The opposition leader is Asian American) #copolitics

weiss’ singular talent is her ability to flatter the sensibilities of rich men of influence. that’s it. she makes them feel like they aren’t as vapidly reactionary as they actually are.

Robert F Kennedy Jr is not a vaccine skeptic. Reporters and editors who’ve decided it’s somehow more fair to call him one instead of the anti-vaccine activist and lawyer he is should stop mischaracterizing him so… in the pursuit of accuracy.

A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I just followed a bunch of counter-terrorism experts. No particular reason.

AOC: You are not aware that the Trump Department of Justice is investigating the largest insurance company in America for fraud of Medicare Advantage that you have jurisdiction over?

Nowrasteh: I want to defend Melania. Not everyone could marry Donald Trump. I think that’s quite an achievement. She deserves credit for that. Nobody up here could’ve done it

Phang: Did it ever occur to the Trump administration that the reason more nationwide injunctions have been entered during President Trump’s term is because the shit he’s doing is illegal and unconstitutional?

Total BS that this Vet had to leave! He fought for America! The crazy thing is my anger n hate towards Taco n his cult I keep it in check. Otherwise, I would be just like them! #arresttrump #arrestrepublicans

If you're going to have the gall to kick millions of Americans off their health insurance, you should have the guts to answer questions about it. Cindy Hyde Smith chickens out. 🐔 Make sure everyone sees this!

Nooooo my cynicism ahhhh

Under grilling by Jon Ossoff, Russ Vought repeatedly refuses to admit that it was a mistake to fire the federal employees who oversaw the safety of the nuclear stockpile (a mistake the administration acknowledged when they had to scramble to hire them back)

Got a call from the wife of a cooperating witness in a case I prosecuted in the 90s. I’ve written a letter for him on occasion because he was a stand up guy who did a good job under duress. ICE just picked him up. He’s been in the country like 35 years.

Best day on social media since Kissinger died

He is a charismatic candidate, offering things that people want and need. This is not a mystery, but because New York has ranked choice voting we had a real primary process and the people got to choose their candidate

I think more people should understand what alt text is for and use it correctly when they share images on social media. @eustace.justshootme.ca even wrote a lovely piece about it.

The tale of Grampus griseus. The tail it would tell.

Custodial Sentence for Convicted Scottish Tea Fraudster theorkneynews.scot/2025/06/25/c...

A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

he's right and he's right to say it

My daughter was just telling me that a few of her friends can’t go to see the fireworks display, because they’re afraid that ICE will grab them. This is the country we now live in, where a government agency has made 15-year-olds afraid to hang out with their friends and celebrate Independence Day.

The farther north you go, the cleverer the Auks get. Bridled Guillemot and Un-Bridled Guillemot.

“I feel like people mistook my 250k for enthusiasm” is something I’ve often found myself saying out loud

If you need a mask to enforce the law, you don’t deserve a badge. Federal agents are snatching people off the streets—faces covered, names hidden. This isn’t safety. It’s secrecy. It’s not America. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/why-are-fe...