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Stop what you're doing and look at our lovely new book trolleys. ❤️

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Great Auks Great Skua An anagram flypast. Today on Fowl Craig.

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Do love hitting refresh over and over again to learn what my rights are

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I just want you all to know that Samuel Alito, Edith Jones, James Ho, and the rest of the Federalist Sociey are VERY disappointed with the tone of your comments about all this.

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you can't tell me these mfs don't know theyre evil when theyre out here naming their toys megatron and palantir and shit

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The Navy named a destroyer after Oscar Peterson in 1943, one year after he died. Pretty sure his family was aware of that honor even if Jake Tapper was not.

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"The rule of law is not a given in this Nation, nor any other. It is a precept of our democracy that will endure only if those brave enough in every branch fight for its survival. Today, the Court abdicates its vital role in that effort." —Justice Sotomayor

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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

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Now people are attacking Zohran cause his wife didn’t take his last name like in large parts of the world including the Muslim world women don’t take their husbands last name EL OH EL.

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"For the child born this summer in Texas, whose parents receive no documents, whose name never appears in any system, and who grows up asking why she can’t go on field trips, apply for scholarships, or open a bank account, the consequences are not legal theory. They are her life."

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We found that a 2006 Children’s Health Defense (CHD) article and the 2025 ACIP presentation share extensive textual overlap. The CDC slides don’t just echo CHD’s claims—they replicate them, word for word in some cases, along with many of the same citations. infoepi.substack.com/p/gold-stan... 1/10

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Smoke screen has fallen and Mayor of LA Karen Bass and city officials through inaction have been helping ICE. LAPD create human shields around 🧊 as they kidnap. We know it’s a quid pro quo for fire funding. This is why I’ve been on @governor.ca.gov . Emergency declaration for free state NOW!!!

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Our stories will be heard. Our stories will not be silenced. We exist, deal with it.

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If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1134 comments

Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all. This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump. Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.

submitted 21 hours ago • 651 comments

Louder for the people in the back!

submitted 20 hours ago • 175 comments

Phang: Immediately after being appointed… Habba said, quote: “We could turn New Jersey red, and I think New Jersey is absolutely close to getting there. So hopefully, while I’m there, I can help that cause.” Doesn’t sound like somebody who is trying to be, I don’t know, a fair arbiter of the law—

submitted 20 hours ago • 227 comments

i cannot wait for the wokeness blowback so bad. wokeness is going to be so much more widespread and powerful than ever before

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Inexplicably very on sale today, thanks @raygunsite.com.

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This guy was indicted for bribery lmao

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Holy Crap. Just straight up looting at this point. Or like was already looting. But just bringing in a semi to haul out the loot faster.

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I really do think this might be the worst Supreme Court of all time, which is saying something for an institution that coexisted with slavery These motherfuckers are even worse imo bc they are also out here using antebellum reasoning and pursuing antebellum goals but well post bellum!

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Canada should demand an explanation and have an independent autopsy performed one Mr. Noviello is returned to Canada. Someone needs to be held accountable for this.

submitted 1 day ago • 74 comments

someone should invent existence that isn’t exhausting

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Just heard we lost a typography legend. RIP Jim Parkinson, who designed your favorite news nameplate. Oh, and the Rolling Stone logo.

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🏛️ This morning, the Supreme Court will decide 6 major cases, including cases that will impact our right to citizenship and our right to vote. Stay with us for updates.

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they have made old bay seasoned goldfish crackers. which go off

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The suburban hellscape shopping center where my gym is has this device parked in the middle of the lot with a proximity sensor that triggers a loud alert of "YOU ARE TRESPASSING YOU ARE UNDER VIDEO SURVEILLANCE." But these crows have learned to mess with it and seem to be having a great time.

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“No right is safe in the new legal regime the Court creates.” –Justice Sonia Sotomayor. One of the most chilling sentences I have ever read.

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BREAKING: A federal judge just struck down Trump’s executive order targeting the law firm Susman Godfrey. The court called it “unconstitutional” and banned the government from enforcing it entirely. From: @yuniorarivas.bsky.social

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If you listen to the actual audio, it's very clear that she didn't misspeak. She was told she was wrong, but she refused to listen and continued to double and triple down. The least she can do is apologize and endorse the Democratic nominee even though he's Muslim. Whether she will is unclear.

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Christian extremism is a cancer

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If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.

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BREAKING: @gavinnewsom.bsky.social files a $787 million defamation lawsuit against Fox News. Watch the interview with @governor.ca.gov here:

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Not that he had much respect for the supposedly co-equal branch of the Judiciary in the first place…

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Stumbling into bankruptcy by the party that pretended to care www.crfb.org/blogs/senate...

submitted 23 hours ago • 286 comments

tweeted about the SCOTUS decision and how useless and bigoted certain Dems like Gillibrand are being and now Blue MAGA is cheering for my deportation. lol.

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On this last day of the October 2024 Term, I wish it to be known that I despised the Roberts Court before it was cool

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ICE is now changing tactics and arresting people who have been granted asylum hearings. This is both a violation of US & international law that demands immediate attention from all New York elected officials & underscores the urgent need for legal service providers to be at all of these cases.

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ICE aka Tom Homan Steven Miller are sending masked goons in unmarked cars to assault & arrest brown people US CITIZENS or not all over LA! This has to stop 🛑 👉🏼We need to draw a line in the sand!💙 Governor Newsom needs to mobilize a state militia to protect the residents of LA from being terrorized!

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a crowd has gathered at the UVA rotunda in response to the forced resignation of president jim ryan

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Zohran Mamdani: Some New Yorkers Say They Can Imagine Him With A Big Cape And Devil Horns

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Former President Joe Biden has visited Minnesota Senator John Hoffman, who was shot 9 times in an attempted assassination

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you fuckin dickheads have PRIVATE SCHOOLS. people’s existence is not something you can opt out of unless you off yourself, which I encourage if you’re a bigot.

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Jeff Bezos appears to be wearing the wrong waistcoat for his wedding. This is a dinner suit (aka a tuxedo) and thus requires a dress waistcoat, which is cut lower on the body. He's wearing a business vest, which is designed for business suits. Needs a formal waistcoat like the one on the right.

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