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natalieallin.bsky.social
For my horni posting and political shit If you know me you don’t. If you remember the old me I’m different and now a switch.
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Well we did it new mayor after 12 years of shit

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sometimes i start writing a story that's not supposed to be a horny story but then so much psychosexual baggage I apparently have bleeds into it that it becomes a horny story (one that should probably stay in the drafts folder)

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Also go stream the artist Body Farm from Ohio.

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Do yourself a favor listen to downtown brown and SUMPP.

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But what if I don’t know

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You've been lurking, and today is your day to get Mommy's attention. Send me a Mother's Day gift, like I deserve from all you nasty little goons. I know you've been dreaming of my big milky breasts and nursing like a baby. #Findom #Succubus #Mommydom #Fetish #Taboo

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The nose knows

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I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit

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Aww, thanks, John!

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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President theonion.com/man-can...

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Reskeet if you love trans porn!

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Uni… are you really a cat?

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When Students cheat on Exams — using AI or by any other means — they do so because School Systems value Grades more than Students value Learning.

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Happy Mother’s Day! That also includes drag mothers and childless people who throw birthday parties and quinceañeras for their pets.

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SBCG4AP on Wii lets you send photos you took in game to your Wii friends and it plays this really crusty "Hello!" when you open the letter

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get you a girl who slaps her own balls on command

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Bodies are weird. PS: Not looking for a baby daddy, but will accept glucose daddies 🤣

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I used to volunteer at nursing homes in my early 20’s when I was a trad wife. Asked some women how they dealt without no-fault divorce. Way too many said their awful husbands died in “ farming accidents.” Make of that what you will as we go forward with these laws on the table.

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I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami

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Just because I’m locked doesn’t mean I’ll stop making your puppy brain melt

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It doesn’t matter how much you promote, what platforms you use, or how pretty you are- if you don’t understand and practice BDSM and fetishes, you’re only going to get an escalator of subs who are consistently disappointed they don’t feel seen.

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Why did they call it bacon fat and not oinkment omg I'm so sorry

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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

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Ohhh nooo it would be such a shame if your best friend's diaper leaked on you and the piss turned you into a plushie while slowly soaking into your fluff~

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Haha what if I restrained you and then held your eyeballs open so I can inject them with a super secret juice that turns you into a dumb fucking animal that can't even control its bowels?

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the white smoke determines which puppygirl is the freeuse bottom for the 30-40 person commune

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