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I still haven't learned how to type on my phone with my thumbs, I refuse to do it, 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
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Hey btw. Use signal

Five million, six, remains to be seen. News is in though, everyone hates the president

Scenario is a handshake open.spotify.com/track/0301nL...

Sipping at my ice cold beer open.spotify.com/track/0DQqzC...

The actual hottest Cardigans song open.spotify.com/track/0Ui05O...

Witness this barren accomplice open.spotify.com/track/5pC1Em...

Flag Day

Casey Schmitt hit another grand slam? LOL that's a bit of a salve after a true ass kicking (I turned it off when the Dodgers went up 10-0, that's mercy rule shit as far as me enjoying my evening)

it is Illegal to not enjoy this. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

This sign fuckin rips

The level of being drunk where you develop the European Roseanne Barr Accent.

don't laugh, armies only behave like this when they're very depressed

Kruk and Kuip are national treasures, put 'em in the HOF yesterday

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

Dodgers city connects are incredibly generic

Proud of Trump for bringing America together for his birthday

One important takeaway I had from today, and it's real no doy shit, but JD Vance has less juice than any major politician in modern history

Hegseth backstage with the President after the Trump parade

I can't believe I keep saying this, especially on this of all weekends, but Kiké fucking rules, the only Dodger I allow myself to love

Seriously though folks, as unlikely as it may be, don't get trampled tomorrow

Thank god The Simpsons was an instant money machine or it would have been snuffed in the crib

I have been replaying Ocarina of Time for the past couple weeks, were video games from 25 years ago always this frustrating, or have my skills diminished to a point where I need to find a new hobby? (Broken controller syndrome as a young person suggests the former)