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I still haven't learned how to type on my phone with my thumbs, I refuse to do it, 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

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*Chuck Schumer approaches the mics, holding a large deli sandwich* “This President is full of…balogna!” *brief pause for laughter; none is forthcoming “I have just written an email—“ *sandwich falls apart in his hand* *camera pulls back to reveal he is in a cell in Gitmo*

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The best song in American history open.spotify.com/track/2Q5wSO...

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Early Aerosmith is really good guys no use denying it open.spotify.com/track/5SZ6zX...

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George Jones the genius open.spotify.com/track/2LyRC7...

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An American anthem open.spotify.com/track/2KQq1p...

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I thought I would Be more Than this open.spotify.com/track/5lNijP...

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Strawberry moon showing off

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Drinking all night Got into a fight open.spotify.com/track/72fAew...

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Mike Love is an asshole and he doesn't have a back skull so he has to wear his magic baseball cap, otherwise scavenger birds would attempt to eat his exposed brain

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

The Sabrina Carpenter video is high art, there's at least 50 costume changes in that motherfucker (song is ok)

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

RIP Brian

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Coors Field is so ridiculous

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We don't really have a free or functioning press if they are required to pretend not to know conclusively that Stephen Miller is an avowed white supremacist

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

I love Brian Wilson so much. He changed music. He changed my life. He made so many beautiful, lonely things feel ok. He also hated Mike Love with his whole chest and I love that too.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

YAZZZZZZZZZZZ

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RIP to a guy I will always immediately picture/hear yelling “THE SCOLERI BROTHERS!”

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We all know the steps open.spotify.com/track/1J2uBi...

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Put away your pistal open.spotify.com/track/6YYd5M...

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There's something going on open.spotify.com/track/6CT0MV...

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I can tell the whole wide world to shove it open.spotify.com/track/685sEp...

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You'll never know what you catch open.spotify.com/track/2ccUQn...

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Let's all chill the fuck out open.spotify.com/track/4ywWJq...

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Which one was Derek, did they trade off open.spotify.com/track/2kkvB3...

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The night is my companion open.spotify.com/track/28SynO...

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Dispatch from the Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret open.spotify.com/track/2atm0Q...

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Unrealistic open.spotify.com/track/3CeCwY...

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We will teach our twisted speech to the unbelievers open.spotify.com/track/66Mwdl...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

do we really need this kind of low stakes story about a nazi?

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

It's been two years since x the everything app and we're still doing formerly shit

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If there's already attention on you steal an effective move from Trump's playbook and create drama. Make a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT of new policy during the speech as a hook for news stations to air and cover it

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 1 day ago • 1234 comments

Find your closest rally on Saturday and go. You can tell your kids where you were on the other side of this. Outnumber him everywhere. www.nokings.org#map

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments