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I still haven't learned how to type on my phone with my thumbs, I refuse to do it, 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
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A lawless state deserves no obedience from its citizens

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 21 hours ago • 47 comments

Insane

submitted 21 hours ago • 14 comments

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

submitted 1 day ago • 239 comments

Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

A snapshot of a cat in quiet repose, enjoying The Accountant 2

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

full blown police riot in progress. never let them reframe this.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

protect your eyes, protect your head. "less lethal" munitions are lethal when fired directly at a human being and cops love to use them this way. pepperballs will take your eye out, a tear gas canister can fracture your skull. cops will kill you on purpose and by accident, all with impunity.

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

It took less than six months to get to John Carpenter shit

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching The Accountant² and I just have to come to terms with the fact that Ben Affleck is one of my top ten guys

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The proper way to protest ICE is to wait until they actually put their hands on you then you yell OPPOSITE DAY and now they have to come live with you

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Cementing the case for how cool this place is. Every day, the worst people you know complain about it here. We've built an ecosystem that feckless Dem consultants and representatives whine about because they know the bullshit detector game here is strong.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Watch us tonight, presenting at the Tony’s. We’ll be properly dressed by showtime. 👀

submitted 2 days ago • 92 comments

Early in this app there was an ethos that if someone said something you disagreed with, you could just ignore them. I liked that better.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Yer guitar open.spotify.com/track/3plLbn...

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I run a tight ship so beware open.spotify.com/track/7jk7gq...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Take that garbage to St. Elsewhere open.spotify.com/track/5YTM7O...

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Talking about a lifetime plan open.spotify.com/track/7i3xpu...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The best Vampire Weekend karaoke song why would you lie open.spotify.com/track/2Ml0l8...

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Everything's fried here open.spotify.com/track/1BpMw2...

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hydrate open.spotify.com/track/5wdlG6...

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Ohh fuck it open.spotify.com/track/5na85A...

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Possession open.spotify.com/track/28SynO...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018 The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere

submitted 2 days ago • 63 comments

When all we wanted was the dream open.spotify.com/track/7B5HaM...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fools all kick in like Shinobi open.spotify.com/track/4IYKjN...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The Beatles are dangerously good in the summertime open.spotify.com/track/4MLBqA...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The best live album of all time open.spotify.com/track/2ZNPuk...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Homan is a contemptible person, boo this man constantly and consistently

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Now you tell me that you can't change And you say I'm such a boy open.spotify.com/track/25XGDQ...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He was dignified you guys, I blew it open.spotify.com/track/1Jaah2...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Newsom will not go big boy, he's Newsom, imagine if Arnie was still in charge

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wild that the current administration of the united states is pulling this "civil unrest" shit in LA *right* after everyone watched Andor.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

One thing that rocks is multiple triscuits flavors

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Los Angeles rules, I wish I could afford to live there

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

dearest wife, bad tidings today from battle. our foes, they make merry sport of our beards and tell us they look unwashed. meanwhile, in the rear, our general remains incomprehensible. he speaks only to the board now. he issues orders betwixt terrified sobs. dearest thelma, i fear we are doomed.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Stacy Keach as Not Hans Gruber, clearly having the time of his life: remember the Alamo, Tex? ha ha HA (cocks pistol) well go 'head n call me Santa Anna Jean-Claude Van Damme as Johnny "Tex" Winchester: aven't you eard (producing much larger pistol) heveryting spiggerin texis. hyee aw

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Willi Castro, baseball player for the Minnesota Twins used the trans flag as eye black to showcase his support for our community. I hope he realizes how much this matters for trans people. Especially when the MLB is considered to be a very macho sport. I have so much respect for him. King shit! 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments