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natehaza.bsky.social
buy a drum set and hit them as hard as you can.
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Columbus was lost and so is Donald Trump.

submitted 22 hours ago • 17 comments

the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

submitted 1 day ago • 279 comments

here, entertain yourself

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

Let's say Harris won last year and Vance was holding 10k-20k person rallies where he railed against left-wing "oligarchy." Would the CW be that this was crazy and a waste of time? Or would we be seeing NYT op-eds and A1s about what "oligarchy" is and why the GOP base was on fire about it?

submitted 4 days ago • 118 comments

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

For parents and children of parents (of all ages). ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Oh no the transcript of my recent conversation with Isaac Chotiner leaked :(

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The haters are simply begging Luthen Rael to have less swag. And he won’t do it

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Pacers fans showing the 10 sec sign to Giannis 😂...

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

The Bucks are a hilarious team because not only do the players suck, they’re also giant losers and dickheads.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck this shitty white man.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 8 days ago • 88 comments

young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation

submitted 8 days ago • 75 comments

SCENE: INT, CINCINNATI 1883 BERNARD KROGER, shaking the hand of a banker, thumps the deed for his first store against his arm excitedly “That’s it. That’s the first step to fulfilling my dream of making the shittiest grocery store in the world.”

submitted 9 days ago • 22 comments

insane levels of indy basketball today

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Fun data point, we didn’t use Twitter once and raised more money than ever this year

submitted 10 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

sit down toilet boy lol

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Head Start, an early childhood education program for low income families, is on the chopping block. Growing up, my own mom was an aide with the program; it’s helped countless young mothers, including the one who tells her story here. www.kqed.org/news/1203596...

submitted 11 days ago • 220 comments

The freight guys have really started freaking out over the past 48-72 hours:

submitted 11 days ago • 799 comments

loser shit from a loser state government ran by total losers.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

say it with me SOFT PACK OF REDS

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

i will eternally love and admire subaru for the simple fact that they continue to misunderstand their U.S. customer base and design cars they *think* they want when in actuality they just want their 2002 WRX Impreza bug-eye design over and over and over again

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

welcome back to the workforce, airbnb hustlers. hope you had fun on your little adventure I just sent you a teams invite

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Okay here it is. $66.00 for one of the most satisfying beatdowns of college football I've ever seen. Go Hoosiers. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

RoryBlog. it would have been inappropriate for him to get the grand slam any way other than excruciatingly slate.com/culture/2025...

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

guy you were paired with is wearing a green jacket. good luck with the youtube videos tho

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

same same same

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

RORY

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the rory collapse is a necessary post, but my god dechambeau buckling is great tv

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"OH NO! DISASTER!" DeChambeau cc: @sickoscommittee.org

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

i'm here for the absolute laziest, drive-by takes about how "youtube golf just isn't the same as sunday at augusta." let those dogs loose and send them out to hunt

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

really missing verne lundquist today. missed his voice throughout the tournament but today especially.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

fueling properly* for physical activity** is very important for proper recovery *eating 12,000 calories, michael phelps style **an afternoon at the hotel pool

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

party of the working class

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This scene from the season finale of The Pitt absolutely obliterated me. Like a mirror up to nature. Could have been Madeline and Violet on the screen. Can’t express how emotional it was seeing their dynamic represented.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

on the 55th anniversary, why don’t you listen to Apollo 13 in real time? the oxygen tank doesn’t explode for a couple more days, but there’s stuff to listen to (i mean currently mostly static, but!)

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.

submitted 20 days ago • 3544 comments

Dr Mel for life

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 35 comments

hate this fucking timeline

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

no more emails. if you want to reach me, light the beacons of gondor

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

catch me in the vanguard for ms. rachel’s shield wall.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments