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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

submitted 28 days ago • 59 comments

everyone right now

submitted 29 days ago • 49 comments

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

submitted 58 days ago • 153 comments

Do you think Beethoven and Mozart are up in heaven right now weeping because they did not write anything as good as the theme to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

submitted 63 days ago • 4 comments

I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth

submitted 80 days ago • 198 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 89 days ago • 1119 comments

The Coen Brothers’ True Grit could not kick more ass

submitted 89 days ago • 69 comments

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

submitted 100 days ago • 90 comments

Jackass movie on the criterion channel. I used to pray for times like these

submitted 100 days ago • 8 comments

All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”

submitted 122 days ago • 38 comments

time was on twitter you could make a cask of amontillado joke and everyone would eat that stuff up. people loved getting the reference. they’re probably expecting one at the end of this post. there’s not. but i can show you where one is

submitted 482 days ago • 83 comments

Speaking in precisely the same tone and accent that Keanu Reeves uses in the Francis Ford Coppola Dracula for the entire month of October.

submitted 523 days ago • 23 comments

submitted 541 days ago • 28 comments

How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter

submitted 543 days ago • 57 comments