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Used to sing for money. Music, travel, food & wine. 🎩🪄🔮
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No shit

Holy Et!

More of this, America.

Exactly

Damn!

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

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Heavy is the book that has the words.

Fucking genius

😎❤️

Bye roach. 👋🏼 🪳

President Carter’s funeral made for a drama-filled presidential reunion

What a fucking loser. 🟠🐽🟠🐽🟠

I had that dream again

Please enjoy this very carefully curated wine bar playlist. 🍷 🎷 #jazz #wine #spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/5q8...

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” ― Charles Addams #BOTD

Jon Stewart: “Ultimately the certification ceremony went off without a hitch… it’s amazing how smoothly our democracy works when you don't act like a little bitch if you lose.” 🇺🇸

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

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I stand by this.

Tim Cook is a baby bitch

Pippi Longstocking: A freckle-faced red-haired girl (you oughta know). Lived INDEPENDENTLY at Villa Villekulla because of a suitcase full of gold coins. Kept a pet spider monkey (Mr. Nilsson) and an unnamed horse…. She saved a town by becoming a human helicopter. Is this okay????? #vhs #movies

Tonight’s VHS: The War (Starring Elijah Wood & Kevin Costner. 📼 #vintage #blockbuster #movie

Now playing: First Wives Club on VHS! 📼📼📼📼

Jane Krakowski in “A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa” you idiots. Merry Christmas. 🎁🎄

Julianne Hough works harder than Hello Kitty.

🎄

Merry Christmas Eve Eve

Who is she?

Merriment. 🎄 #ornament

If you see a toilet in your dreams…. Use it.

Polio, but artisanal, locally-sourced polio. Via our app.

People have some stupid fucking names.