Heavy is the agent who cosigns someone to the slush pile because they are a vindictive, incompetent nerd who can't do the job for which they were hired.
I don’t even believe you’re a proper fan of words. I bet you couldn’t even name the three best ones!
(For future reference these are loquacious, recalcitrant and illiterateraciousnesslessly…)
When I was a kid, we had “the book of knowledge“ which was a HUGE dictionary, that also served as a booster seat for anyone too short to reach the table. I’m fairly sure that most of my intelligence came from osmosis, while seated upon the book of knowledge.
This is what you asked for, heavy is the book
Letters on the pages, spines lining my nook
Try to define all the words, we keep making more
This is what you asked for, heavy is the-
Heavy is the book 🎶
As an avowed wordsmith, I've relied upon the dictionary all my life. I still have 3 dictionaries on my shelf here in the bedroom and still consult them. My brother used to say (when we were in HS) that none of the guys wanted to date me because I used "big words" lol Words are power
Relatedly, if folks have to ship their entire book collection across the country, or, you know, just send a single book (or other media!), know that media mail from the USPS is an affordable option. https://about.usps.com/notices/not121/not121_tech.htm
There are details about how dimensions and weight affect price, but at the end of the day, it's an affordable option. I used it recently to move a bunch of my own books across country. 1/
The trick was finding a box large enough but not too large so as to fit enough books while not getting too heavy. I ended up using some extra-small shipping boxes from Lowe's. Of course, it's easier if you're sending just a few books. Also, know that the Postal Inspectors may check the contents. 2/2
You don't know how many times I try to hold you/
You don't know how many times I try to unfold you/
You don't know how many times I try to download you/
To my phone so I wouldn't carry something as heavy as you/
And I do, carry you. https://youtu.be/kJ44gWDRZrs?feature=shared
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Do you need to talk?
(For future reference these are loquacious, recalcitrant and illiterateraciousnesslessly…)
Need an edit option ASAP.
Letters on the pages, spines lining my nook
Try to define all the words, we keep making more
This is what you asked for, heavy is the-
Heavy is the book 🎶
Assuming you’re not binding just paper. Oh god now I DO have to know how much weight ink adds
I mean. That’s what they tell us.
https://about.usps.com/notices/not121/not121_tech.htm
Heavy is the book that has all of the words/
All the meanings that I search as a lexical nerd/
You don't know how many times I try to unfold you/
You don't know how many times I try to download you/
To my phone so I wouldn't carry something as heavy as you/
And I do, carry you.
https://youtu.be/kJ44gWDRZrs?feature=shared