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nazowrin.bsky.social
Evildoer, ADHD, Asexual. I often feel that I am not evil enough. I should build a device. Gonna post random thoughts here. Character in pfp is custom. Not explaining it cause it's too long. www.twitch.tv/nazowrin
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I just realized my two eight year old cousins don't remember a time before the Caves and Cliffs update. I pray they never will. Those were dark times.

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*I rent a room in Skyrim.* "Oh look. A sweet roll left in my room. It must be for me." *I pick up the sweet roll.* I am now wanted for thievery of the highest degree. I could not pay off this bounty even with a dragon's hoard. I leave this city in a casket, or with a trail of bodies.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I had random silly thoughts like everyone else on Twitter and Bluesky cause my brain just reads something and thinks about it for the next 6 hours

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I just gotta start being an asshole cause for some reason all the assholes are doing great.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Why don't the people of Gotham City arm themselves? Sure, Batman may fight crime, but he can't be everywhere at once. That poor kid Bruce Wayne wouldn't be an orphan if his parents were carrying. I bet Bruce is armed now. There's no way he isn't.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

"This is the best thing since the wheel!" I say while slicing my bread. Every day is a wonder.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie then The Nightmare Before Christmas isn't either.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

My cat will be screaming bloody murder across the house so I go and see what's wrong and he just wants me to be in the same room. Doesn't want me to hold him. Doesn't want me to pet him. Just be nearby. He would not survive the wild.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

My dog has gotten REALLY good at acting like she hasn't been fed recently. It's making me question whether or not I did and I fear her power is only growing.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

I love games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Stardew Valley because I go for 6 months without playing them, redownload and play them for 20 minutes after spending 3 hours downloading mods, then I uninstall it again.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Officer: "So I got some calls about a suspicious person trying to set up a bear trap in the sandbox." Me, standing in the sandbox with a bear trap attached to my leg:

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

My ass could NOT be trusted with magnetic slime

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

One of my worst traits is that I'm extremely super smart but if you ask me to teach you or explain a topic I immediately forget everything

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I'll ever understand people who complain about Phantoms in Minecraft. Just sleep??? It's that easy???

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Just not feeling up to building a contraption or device today

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically onions may just be the worst thing to ever exist. Like seriously name anything and there's a 10000% chance onions are worse. I see even one scrap of onion on my food and I literally cannot eat it. If you ever want to instantly ruin a dish, just add onions. I'd sooner eat dirt.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

I made cookies but I'm not sharing them with anyone.

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I would never kill my henchmen if they failed an evil task. It just creates a toxic workplace environment. Instead I tell them they can't be evil for a few hours. I always see improvement after that. Follow me for more evil overlord tips.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

If I was put in charge of The Olympics, I would immediately improve it with one simple addition. I call it: The Olympic Draft In this thread, I will explain why this idea would fix everything.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

"Ok, I need to focus on this very important task that is on a deadline." My brain, with 17 different thoughts queued up:

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

it's crunch

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I should freeze the planet

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Remember that by taking away anyone's rights you are actively excluding people from the ability to be evil. That's the boring "new world" evil. Embrace "old world" evil and ensure everyone can participate in wrongdoing.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment