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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 12 hours ago • 986 comments

Dems would win if they took even a tenth of what they are paying legacy polling firms and give it to a hundred of the meanest twenty-something women they can find and let them do messaging.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

These are the hardest days, when winter rests for a moment. Gray rain hinting at spring's long return. An inch of mud over frozen ground. But then the snow and ice returns to remind us that we live at the whim of forces uncontrollable.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Hell is empty. We need to fill it back up.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I am very weary.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why are we wasting good stones to build a foundation, we can add them to the top and the tower will be higher?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think there is at least a 20% chance we will see the use of a nuclear weapon in Ukraine before this is over, because Putin knows Trump won't do anything about it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

GOP: Group Of Pedophiles

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"The ship of state turns slowly, sir" Trump points the cannon at the deck. "We can make it turn so fast. The turn of this ship will be so fast, no one has ever seen it."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It is wild how AI discourse has gone from "It will free you from drudgery" to "Kneel before me worms, you serve at my pleasure" over the course of a couple months.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Does the press not realize that the White House Press Corps exists for the benefit of the White House? You don't have to be there to write a story. You are not obligated to have a soulless blonde lie to you.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Today is my birthday! 42 was largely a massive pile of excrement with some shining gems embedded in it. Sometimes, you have to hold your nose to grab something good. I expect that 43 will be mostly the same, except the shit will be on fire.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone past the age of 30 who remembers their standardized test scores are probably losers. Anyone who knows their IQ amd brags about it, absolutely, is a choad.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Trump pulled together a coalition of apocalypse cultists, nazis, Russian assets, pedophiles, and billionaires that feel that they don't get the respect they deserve for making computers work worse.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The clue is Current U.S. President I would like to solve the puzzle; Eggs Bendict Arnold

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Both my kids are on ADHD meds. If RFK the lesser wants to take them to a labor camp, I can assure you there will be violence.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is eating all the eggs. Elon is feeding Trump the eggs, raw, with a funnel. It is disgusting and I am not going to stand for their perversion.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I got three calls from "Walmart" telling me that I had ordered a Playstation today. I am weary of scams, enshitification, and withering waste of the public trust.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Dispatch thyself, knave.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The trumpist masculinity is beating and cheating. Self value is found only in the devaluation of others.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

No Microsoft, I do not need a more powerful calendar. It is a calendar, it is as powerful as it needs to be.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If I ended up with FU money: 1. Pay off my bills. 2. Buy land and build a cabin 3. Retire 4. Pursue my interests/Be a nuisance to my enemies.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I really question the Elon Oval Office meeting. What is the point of having someone there that doesn't understand what is going on and might shit his pants? Also why did he bring his kid?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Here's hoping RFK Jr. continues the family tradition.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Sic Semper Tyransaurus, the dinosaur that eats facists. Many people say you aren't real. But I believe in you. Please come back soon. You will be so full.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Does Trump know that he isn't a "real estate developer" anymore?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Today, my dad would have been 68 years old. He died of a random brain bleed in 2017. He loved beer, joking around, fire, and solving problems. I once watched him fix an tractor engine block with a case of bars-leak and a handful of lead fishing sinkers.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Elon is the richest man on earth, and the only friend he could buy was Donald Trump...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The nice thing about Elon Musk either getting locked up for the rest of his life or dying is that you don't have to worry about his kids missing him.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Groundhogs Day to @64ozbraille.bsky.social !

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder how much personal civil liability Musk has in all this. His organization, without any legal authority, causing massive damage to the world. I wonder when we will see the first lawsuits against him personally. Go for blood Plaintiffs Bar.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Sent my daily rants to my elected officials. One lickspittle republican and two laxidazical dems. Fight or Resign.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has turned over the control of the federal government to an unelected nazi.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Impeachment now!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I am tired. None of this needs to be happening. We have the technology to feed, house, cloth, educate, and care for every person on earth; increasingly limiting our damage to the planet, and still expand our understanding of the universe.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

We are now in the single most serious Constitutional crisis in living memory and you expect your email to find me well?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want this to end in street violence and neither should anyone else there are a lot of reasons for this but in my case I'll boil it down to "I have small children and I don't want them to die" and I think that's pretty fucking good as reasons go

submitted 36 days ago • 18 comments