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Stand up comic railing against a collapsing world. Let's fight the long defeat together
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This is incredibly bad. NOAA had been compromised. Climate breakdown is accelerating so fast it keeps blowing past the models. Our corporate masters will ensure the demise of planet. www.newscientist.com/article/2469...

With all the health scares with dad, I didn't have time to make a flyer until late tonight. Just got this off to the venue. Online ticket link to follow. Please spread this around. I need something good after all the medical chaos and the world crumbling.

The day after this was taken, dad had to go back to the hospital. They put him under the knife the next morning and cleaned out the carotid artery on the right side if his neck. It was a success and he has been recovering at home with home care visits. I hope this is it for a long ass time.

I mean, they only oversee literally everything you could possibly think of regarding the world's largest nuclear stockpile, from upkeep and repairs to keeping plutonium from being stolen. What could go wrong? www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...

The Confederacy played the long game and won in the end and will drag us all to extinction. Another silent rock in an endless universe of cold and darkness. Entropy. It's a feature not a bug.

Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.

We busted dad out of the hospital and he wanted to get something to eat so we hit Wingers. He has surgery in two weeks, so hopefully that will ensure no more strokes. He's doing pretty damn good, all things considered

If you I see me out and about, please give me a hug. I'm on fumes and I need love and reassurance. Go birds

My Superbowl with dad

this is the most absurd possible outcome so i think we also have to treat it as the likeliest

My TIKTOK fyp is calibrated to send me a constant stream of horror and doom, and for some reason, it decided that I needed to also see every video regarding pet death/grief. I AM ALREADY SOBBING OVER OUR EXTINCTION, I CAN'T DO RAINBOW BRIDGES RIGHT NOW! Send me some cooking vids, something, fuck

NYT article about the current Musk fuckery. Hopefully this link is accessible for every one: archive.ph/2025.02.01-2...

On the way back to the car after seeing dad in the hospital, I got to see the medi-copter start up and take off, not more than 50 feet away. Absolutely delighted my inner kid.

Okay, we got a little breathing room. Hopefully a stack of law suits will follow. apnews.com/live/trump-p...

I don't know what to do. My brother is autistic and paranoid schizophrenic and all that's holding him together are his psyche meds. With our father still in the hospital, I haven't had the heart to tell him yet. One crisis at a time. I am so fucking scared www.rawstory.com/trump-medica...

Back in the hospital with dad. He fell, cut open the back of his head, blood everywhere. Took him to the local ER where they patched him up, but they transferred him to another hospital because of (possible) brain bleed. Looks like they will keep him a day or more. I need all the hugs

Alright dicknuggets, check out the cast of our newest show. This is good stuff, don't miss it. The Orb (TM) has some particularly useful pearls of wisdom, you little dangler-stranglers. grassroots-shakespeare.com

there are emergency contraceptives that you can purchase online without a prescription for fairly cheap to keep in your home in case of an unexpected circumstance. I am telling you this for no reason.

After 13 years of grinding, I figured it was time to film a set and put it out into the world. Come see me live at Wiseguys at the Gateway in the Rickles Room 3/28/2025 at 9PM. Tix www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...

I tweeted this like 7 years ago and it's more true now, but reality has reached the point of being a SLAYER album produced by The Onion.

Caregiving is a killing job. I have been doing it since I was 15. I'm 46 but I feel 89. My only goal is to outlive my dad and brother, but I'm dying by inches and I don't know if I'm going to make it. I'm so tired and the world is collapsing and there's no time to fix it

Know your rights.

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected]. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

Since March 13, 2023, global sea surface temperatures have been setting daily records compared to the pre-2023 record high for each day, with the exception of 5 days in late December, 2024. Thanks to @leonsimons.bsky.social for the idea to graph this.

A sick snow goose in West Philly has tested positive for H5N1. This is a very urban/populated area not too far from our lab. It is important for everyone to stay away from sick birds to avoid H5N1 exposures. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/health/...

MOOD youtu.be/3ft7kkXO98c?...

Hey #pdx! Let's meet up for the march tomorrow! Hmu so we can march together.

This is terrifying. Red flag warnings issued for 12+ million Southern Californians. Extremely low humidity with gusts of wind up to 100mph www.sfchronicle.com/weather/arti...

Teens Migrating To Comments Section Of Slow Motion Deer Video

🧵: Belated update on the respiratory illness situation, based on #CDC data. The #flu data is for the week ending Jan. 11. No surprises here, given we all know people who are sick right now. Flu activity is still high, #RSV is very high, and #Covid activity is rising. Please stay home if you're sick.