necromancerswag.bsky.social
lawful neutral - 1/8th orc - wizard(18)/cleric(2)
the right to remain dead is a human right
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it taketh the jobs of artisans and bards long ago, aye, but one would expect nought the questing industry to bear the same burden so
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thank thee verily so, the wizards college doth be taxing upon mine sanity, tis an organized attack i say unto thee, they loathe me for i practice necromancy which they deemeth profane til their grandmother laith dead before them and then suddenly tis "prithee canst thou resurrect her"
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thank thee verily so, the wizards college doth be taxing upon mine sanity, tis an organized attack i say unto thee, they loathe me for i practice necromancy which they deemeth profane til their grandmother laith dead before them and then suddenly tis "prithee canst thou resurrect her"
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slayeth!
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the ancient chinese when i cast thunder clap and the crackle saith unto them that their mother be a hag
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betwixt san and san methinks
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wondrous jewelry on this fine lad, thou canst tell they are of dwarven make
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ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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prithee entomb thyself within the crust of the earth forevermore
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still thy tongue
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they costeth no more than 400 but a fortnight ago, what manner of devilry hath transpired within our economy
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thank thee kindly
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tis under the forest, it doth count as well
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thank thee
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tis more likely than thou wouldst think
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(this meaneth i will to marry one who wieldeth a blade or some such armament)
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i miss the valiant paladin, stayeth back to fend off the twitterites... a sacrifice, and wherefore? i miss them verily
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thank ye verily
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verily, we shall record this spell unto an object and distribute it commercially so that all landlords may forever live in fear
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prithee we need a macro scroll that turneth landlords into igloos
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can we prithee pry the swastika from their wretched grip as well? for i oft design spell circles and sometime it doth accidentally form a swastika and it maketh me go "damn it to the hells, i must now redesign it forthwith" tis annoying, verily