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I don’t take the internet seriously anymore because people are miserable and weird lol Like why are you wishing me an early death just because I prefer honey vs granulated sugar in my tea?

Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.

PUPDATE: Christmas Edition

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The thing about the “Biden crime family” is that Trump just appointed Charles Kushner, a literal felon and the father of Trump’s son-in-law, as ambassador to France.

Updated Registered Sex Offenders Map: January 20, 2025.

"Way to go, Joe!" Says Rep Jasmine Crockett about the pardon of Hunter Biden. "We have a 34 count convicted felon that's about to walk into the WH. So for anyone who wants to clutch their pearls now, I would say take a look in the mirror."

Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

I had no idea how thirsty I was for some good news until Joe pardoned Hunter.

"Like" this post just because.

Kash Patel is as dangerous a pick for the FBI as Matt Gaetz was at DOJ.

Amazing reply from @dumfukdetector.bsky.social

20 minutes ago: little bitey psycho Now: cuddle bug Kittens are weird

Please stop asking me why I’m squatting on my Twitter handle instead of deleting my account and judging me for it. Just trust me. I host podcasts with former FBI and there are safety reasons for doing it that way. TRUST MEEEEEEEEE.

You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊

It feels nice to not have to scroll quickly past all the fake blue checks pooping at the top of all my comments. I’m here to stay.

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Imagine THAT.

Bonus Bluesky Lily content incoming

Never gonna be satisfied in life cus I’ll never be as cool as this guy