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The world would be unequivocally better if LLMs simply didn't exist or, failing that, were not available to the general public.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

I hate reading 'popular' books in their heyday because there's so much pressure to like them. I prefer answering truthfully when people ask if I've read them and then once the fervor has died down I can read them quietly and normally, when no one gives a shit about my opinion.

Thanks pole friends!!

There are just so many great people to hate

i would simply invent a spiraling that is upward

My 6yo was losing her mind at bedtime and if she had just shut the fuck up for three minutes she'd have been asleep but nooooooo she had to shriek about not being tired and not being able to sleep for 45 minutes until we were all at our wits end and she finally passed out and parenting is the worst.

If I wasn't married -

Things that keep me up at night: wondering if all the internet strangers to whom I've recommended books have read them and what they thought.

This week has been a year and it's only Friday.

Mr. Rogers would 100% have a drag queen come read a book and then turn it into the most heart warming message of inclusivity you’ve seen in decades while washing a trans man’s feet and half this country is just living their lives like Fred Rogers ain’t disappointed in them fucking daily.

My child is 8 today and her birthday party is at the pool and it is June 1st and at 11:30am when the party starts it's going to be SIXTY THREE DEGREES. 🥴😑😩

(awake for 90 whole minutes) i've seen enough. it's time for bed

Only a truly amazing woman could give such life and verve to Margaret Houlihan. May Loretta Swit's memory be a blessing to all of us. ❤️

Walked through the room where my kids are watching tv and heard a talking dog say, "Go away. Come back when you're older and cooler," and honestly this is the energy we all need right now.

This is the comic version of "Devil Went Down to Georgia."

I told my students about getting home at 1:15 in the morning from the concert and they were like, 'why are you here' and I told them it was a combination of habit and not wanting to write sub plans.

I spent four hours in traffic and got three hours of sleep last night to get this photo of the #Metallica concert.

In my experience using LLM tools (it's "encouraged" where I work), what stands out to me the most about it is that it never says "I don't know". It ALWAYS has an answer for everything, and just like humans that act like that, what it says is never trustworthy .

My almost 8yo: "Isn't hell full of rock music and punching?" "I hope I turn into a turtle after I die."

They should make a phone that disappears into the void when you drop it

cancer is a tsunami