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“Barry say he love when I spit like I’m dark skinned” I KNEW I never fcked with J. Cole for a reason B/c wtf even is this line??? Apple Music better not put this shit in my rotation not ever again 🤨

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I leave blacksky once every other fortnight and scream at the void for exactly 10 seconds; and then come back. It’s scary outside.

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For the record, I am at a darts club/bar in Dublin, Ireland and they just played #NotLikeUs. Nearly a year later. For no reason at all. I PROMISE you those numbers were not inflated. 😭

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Me waiting at the bar to get a pint - minding my business Random Man: You know, you’re wearing the most hated shoes in the world. Me: I know. I like pissing strangers off. The ONLY thing you have to do is leave me THE FUCK alone. And y’all can’t even do that.

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Now, what in Negro hell is this???

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As a woman, if I ever have to move back to America, I am getting a full hysterectomy before I depart. Full stop. Between that law that was just passed in SC (and all the others) and the Fed Gov’s push toward a ban? Ain’t no way…

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Me: A hole has occurred in the wood floor of my unit Apt Mgmt: You’ll have to pay for that repair yourself or we’ll deduct it from your deposit when you move Me (to myself): I’ll be deducting my deposit from my last month’s rent FYM

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Me applying for a job In Dublin, Ireland 4 years ago: This is BS - these people ain’t finna hire me 3 year Ireland anniversary in two weeks 😭

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In a place with unlimited free liquor???

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Now… Why did my mama ditch her friend at lunch because the lady fell in the bushes and refused to go to urgent care? My mama talmbout: “You know how I am about blood. I can’t be looking at all of that!” 😭😭😭

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Me trying to be the bigger person: 💆🏾‍♀️🧘🏾‍♀️ Kendrick: Fuck being rational! Give ‘em what they ask for!

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I’m sorry… Can you the FUCK WHAT?!?!

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Babes, them folks are on cocaine. Your stomach and thighs are fine.

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I just found out that A$AP Rocky is apparently a part of an entire group of A$APs? Like there’s more than one of them? Like one pod, but many peas? The things you learn, I tell ya

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If you ain’t talking to me about the Jesus who was in the sanctuary kicking over tables and whoopin nxggas, I ain’t trying to hear it!

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I didn’t let the things that happened to me in my life turn me into I could have been. And maybe that is the problem.

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I’m not judging. But I’m also not listening. So it’s kind of a win for both of us.

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Remember in #Paradise how Cal’s father told him that he could run as either a Democrat for senator or a Republican for governor becuase it didn’t matter which? Yeah…

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Blackest thing I’ve ever done: Take leftover ox tail gravy, freeze it, and then a few weeks later made baked turkey wings with it

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Mr. Fred, I think that we absolutely need an explanation

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Not fried, but sautéed and grilled. They have the texture of dungeonous crab and are quite delicious.

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Several of them niggas from Watchmen should probably be left far from the realms of reality.

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And I mean every single inch of my body and soul!

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I haven’t heard the new Drake album. I also know the difference between an album being good in its entirety; and the production on an album being good, making it easy digestible listening. I don’t need to listen to this album 😭

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Just your yearly reminder that nowhere in that rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg

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What are y’all gon do when they come for your precious 2nd Amendment? Because they are not about to leave an oppressed and armed populace

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Me: Surely it can’t be that bad Opens internet Oh, wow. It’s actually worse.

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Fully prepared to wish Barack Obama and Barack Obama only a Happy President’s Day on Monday 😊

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I probably have seen Jumping the Broom, but I tend to block out most of what Paula Patton does

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And then you’re walking out amongst us in society like you’re normal! Hiding in plain sight, blending in with us good sense having, right minded people!

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“Barry say he love when I spit like I’m dark skinned” I KNEW I never fcked with J. Cole for a reason B/c wtf even is this line??? Apple Music better not put this shit in my rotation not ever again 🤨

I leave blacksky once every other fortnight and scream at the void for exactly 10 seconds; and then come back. It’s scary outside.

For the record, I am at a darts club/bar in Dublin, Ireland and they just played #NotLikeUs. Nearly a year later. For no reason at all. I PROMISE you those numbers were not inflated. 😭

Me waiting at the bar to get a pint - minding my business Random Man: You know, you’re wearing the most hated shoes in the world. Me: I know. I like pissing strangers off. The ONLY thing you have to do is leave me THE FUCK alone. And y’all can’t even do that.

Now, what in Negro hell is this???

As a woman, if I ever have to move back to America, I am getting a full hysterectomy before I depart. Full stop. Between that law that was just passed in SC (and all the others) and the Fed Gov’s push toward a ban? Ain’t no way…

Me: A hole has occurred in the wood floor of my unit Apt Mgmt: You’ll have to pay for that repair yourself or we’ll deduct it from your deposit when you move Me (to myself): I’ll be deducting my deposit from my last month’s rent FYM

Me applying for a job In Dublin, Ireland 4 years ago: This is BS - these people ain’t finna hire me 3 year Ireland anniversary in two weeks 😭

In a place with unlimited free liquor???

Now… Why did my mama ditch her friend at lunch because the lady fell in the bushes and refused to go to urgent care? My mama talmbout: “You know how I am about blood. I can’t be looking at all of that!” 😭😭😭

Me trying to be the bigger person: 💆🏾‍♀️🧘🏾‍♀️ Kendrick: Fuck being rational! Give ‘em what they ask for!

I’m sorry… Can you the FUCK WHAT?!?!

Babes, them folks are on cocaine. Your stomach and thighs are fine.

I just found out that A$AP Rocky is apparently a part of an entire group of A$APs? Like there’s more than one of them? Like one pod, but many peas? The things you learn, I tell ya

If you ain’t talking to me about the Jesus who was in the sanctuary kicking over tables and whoopin nxggas, I ain’t trying to hear it!

I didn’t let the things that happened to me in my life turn me into I could have been. And maybe that is the problem.

I’m not judging. But I’m also not listening. So it’s kind of a win for both of us.

Remember in #Paradise how Cal’s father told him that he could run as either a Democrat for senator or a Republican for governor becuase it didn’t matter which? Yeah…

Blackest thing I’ve ever done: Take leftover ox tail gravy, freeze it, and then a few weeks later made baked turkey wings with it

Mr. Fred, I think that we absolutely need an explanation

Not fried, but sautéed and grilled. They have the texture of dungeonous crab and are quite delicious.

Several of them niggas from Watchmen should probably be left far from the realms of reality.

And I mean every single inch of my body and soul!

I haven’t heard the new Drake album. I also know the difference between an album being good in its entirety; and the production on an album being good, making it easy digestible listening. I don’t need to listen to this album 😭

Just your yearly reminder that nowhere in that rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg

What are y’all gon do when they come for your precious 2nd Amendment? Because they are not about to leave an oppressed and armed populace

Me: Surely it can’t be that bad Opens internet Oh, wow. It’s actually worse.

Fully prepared to wish Barack Obama and Barack Obama only a Happy President’s Day on Monday 😊

I probably have seen Jumping the Broom, but I tend to block out most of what Paula Patton does

And then you’re walking out amongst us in society like you’re normal! Hiding in plain sight, blending in with us good sense having, right minded people!

I never have any fighting nor ass on my skyline. I must be following the right people, cause it’s calm, cool, and collected over here 🤷🏾‍♀️

America…the actual fuck is wrong with y’all?

I don’t think I’ve ever turned down an offer for tacos a day in my life