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neilhoskins.bsky.social
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I was the Commander of the @ISS when Andy, @Astro_Andreas flew his first space mission. He is one of the most competent, trustworthy, and honest people I’ve ever met. This rhetoric is beyond the pale but, sadly, not surprising. He does not deserve this kind of disrespect.

Last month, beavers built several dams almost overnight in an area of the Czech Republic where the local authorities had been discussing a dam project for seven years. Having done so ‘without any project documentation and for free’, the beavers saved them about £1 million.

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I'm going to commission an archaeology programme with Julian Richards and @profaliceroberts.bsky.social . It will be called "Dig up the Ancestors".

I propose renaming the seasons: flat cap early, sun hat, flat cap late, beanie. I'm pleased to announce that this is the second day of flat cap early.

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@bbcspringwatch.bsky.social Awesome props! Lucy is just excelling this year!

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

@bbcspringwatch.bsky.social Mystery sound - eider.

My David Lynch memory: they showed Eraserhead when I was at university and mixed up the reels. Nobody noticed.

OK that’s quite funny.

'How's that on a scale of medieval misogyny?' Ian Hislop tells Andrew Marr that Elon Musk is 'riddled with contradictions'.

I first learnt of grooming gangs from @theTimes in Jan 2011 I became chief prosecutor May 2011 I authorised charging Rochdale grooming gang June 2011 After convictions (May 2012) Starmer put me in charge of national response Far Right thugs attacked my home 1000s of rapists were brought to justice

#Hootenanny is Geldof coked out of his mind?