nelldesperandum.bsky.social
Bit of a writer.
Not so much of a tech bro as an analogue grand dad.
https://spillwords.com/author/arikui1/
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Gimme, gimme, gimme a two hundred quid call out charge after midnight.
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Important golf game?
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Even the chips have chips in them.
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Generation ZX.
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Oh, a tree in motion!
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Get Brexit done
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Are they aware that swifts are migratory?
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Oh no they shouldn't!
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Soup herb (for those who like tarragon).
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That's the closest most ICE agents are ever going to get to graduation.
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AI generated ads interrupting AI generated movies?
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AI - Artificial Irishman.
That's even worse than us plastic Paddies!
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Daddy Elon says I can have sleepovers at the hollowed out volcano lair.
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Looks like the phishing trip turned out badly.
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Horses should be safe, they tend to be very tranquil around Elon.
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Pee pee tapes to follow shortly? Don't hold your breath ( that's what Donny's doing in the video footage).
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Possibly a prairie hat.
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Old man, through every step a change...
Found my lyric!
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www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
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Bloody Venusians, coming over here with their concealed asteroids...
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DEI.
Driven.
Ethical.
Intelligent.
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I 'ate you, Starmer...
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Getting the damned back together?
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Yes! Today.
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Anyone inciting dogs to poo on greens and in bunkers will be met with the full majesty of the law.
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Maybe it will be more like a golden taco.
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Trump ringing the Taco Bell.
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Need Iorek Byrnison to toughen up the armour plating.
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The real reason why Europe ditched the EMU in favour of the Euro.
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Right next to the clitoris allsorts.
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Might steal that and change it to Farage.
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I'd like to think that JD Vance himself is a genealogical dead end.
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If all the Republicans guilty of felonies were to be locked up they'd need to re-commission Alcatraz.
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Urine for a big surprise...
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In fairness, it could have had a terrible effect on his putting grip.
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That gobshite's never getting a passport.
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Nigel had a great idea on holiday.
Now going on more holidays so he can have more great ideas. Two jugs of Sangria and the country's saved.
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Cut the toffee off a Mars Bar.
Spread with Colman's English mustard.
Replace the toffee.
Eat as a sandwich.
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The rules of perming know no frontiers!
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Amazing to see how far technology has come from the tinfoil hat.
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If Thames water were given responsibility for the gene pool....
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Mind you, a PowerPoint presentation episode is a really good idea. Better copyright that soonest.
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The benefits of bison pubes are not to be underestimated. Recommended by the Qanon shaman himself.
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Lax airways sounds like a matter for that FAA, rather than the FDA.
Good news though. Personally my cpap has become a sleep trigger, I could no longer nod off without. Great for those who may never need one, however.
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A Kemi speech would have the added benefit of encouraging politicians to turn down the hospitality packages from their donors.
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He's in for a shock when he hears about Liberace.
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The Purple Helmet system is the perfect defence against the Kremlin's Golden Shower offensive.