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i dont know the difference between h3h3 and ethan klein

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

probably a good time to bring this back

submitted 22 hours ago • 15 comments

whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

submitted 1 day ago • 65 comments

proudly showing my grandkids all the shitposts i made when they ask what i did when fascism took over america

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

submitted 2 days ago • 79 comments

No Kings

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.

submitted 685 days ago • 48 comments

Quick question is there a safe place for us to live? No worries if not

submitted 3 days ago • 130 comments

an anal a day keeps the doctor away

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Forcing trans kids to go through puberty they don't want is life-changing and incredibly traumatic, and is far more common than detransitioning will ever be. Denying trans care to minors will lead to vastly more suffering and deaths than it will prevent. This does not protect kids. It kills them.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"If this is surprising to you, you haven't been paying attention. America has always been like this." Bruh, I don't have to be surprised by something to be horrified by it. I don't hear about a serial killer's latest victim and just be like "Yeah, well, he does that."

submitted 169 days ago • 14 comments

call your Senators and yell at them to throw this out in the Byrd bath, that this is even a question is unconscionable they're movable on this, I think we'll get them there, but they need to hear from us no ban on gender affirming care in the nightmare bill

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

checking the replies:

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

if the tooth fairy isn't real then who keeps leaving teeth under my pillow?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Pond 🐸

submitted 30 days ago • 166 comments

Puberty blockers: "an unforgivable crime against children and nature" Weight loss shots for kindergarteners: perfectly fine- there's a profit to be made www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

submitted 614 days ago • 1 comment

you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

hi does anyone know what i’m doing

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

A trans woman forced to compete in a men’s category swimming competition protested the governing body’s trans-exclusionary policies by swimming topless.

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

i don't read baseball books but i am curious why the catcher is in the rye

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

submitted 10 days ago • 231 comments

making a version of Oldboy that takes place entirely in Facebook messenger

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Summary: - Dude is an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US - ICE abducts and "detains" him - Private "detention" facility has him doing farmwork - So he's still an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US, but now paid only $1 a day Nobody's been convicted of a crime or anything

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

we'll never know what Caesar would have thought of having a pizza company named after him

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

submitted 12 days ago • 131 comments

I killed steve jobs

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

if i was shot out of a giant urethra i'd be pissed

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It's not a chore if you don't do it.

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submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

responding to a sext with “i’m amenable to that”

submitted 16 days ago • 22 comments

“If you’re going to protest, take biometric permissions off devices. Have a contact number memorized. Bring medication if you need it. Be realistic about your risk profile” via @freepress.bsky.social PDF guide here www.freepress.net/sites/defaul... @freepress.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

submitted 16 days ago • 205 comments

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

submitted 16 days ago • 275 comments

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments