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Legally you’re allowed to punch anybody who says “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity”

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24 Jun 2025

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the most dangerous game is godzillas

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"he won't actually make us less safe but we'll FEEL less safe because our bigotry makes us assume he's bigoted and YOU DON'T CARE???" people who were actually less safe under cuomo: ._.

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i dont know the difference between h3h3 and ethan klein

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probably a good time to bring this back

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whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry

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what do you mean 'normal tools'?

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proudly showing my grandkids all the shitposts i made when they ask what i did when fascism took over america

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i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

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No Kings

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If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.

submitted 685 days ago • 48 comments

Quick question is there a safe place for us to live? No worries if not

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an anal a day keeps the doctor away

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Forcing trans kids to go through puberty they don't want is life-changing and incredibly traumatic, and is far more common than detransitioning will ever be. Denying trans care to minors will lead to vastly more suffering and deaths than it will prevent. This does not protect kids. It kills them.

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"If this is surprising to you, you haven't been paying attention. America has always been like this." Bruh, I don't have to be surprised by something to be horrified by it. I don't hear about a serial killer's latest victim and just be like "Yeah, well, he does that."

submitted 169 days ago • 14 comments

call your Senators and yell at them to throw this out in the Byrd bath, that this is even a question is unconscionable they're movable on this, I think we'll get them there, but they need to hear from us no ban on gender affirming care in the nightmare bill

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checking the replies:

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if the tooth fairy isn't real then who keeps leaving teeth under my pillow?

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Pond 🐸

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Puberty blockers: "an unforgivable crime against children and nature" Weight loss shots for kindergarteners: perfectly fine- there's a profit to be made www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart

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hi does anyone know what i’m doing

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.

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A trans woman forced to compete in a men’s category swimming competition protested the governing body’s trans-exclusionary policies by swimming topless.

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i don't read baseball books but i am curious why the catcher is in the rye

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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

submitted 11 days ago • 231 comments

making a version of Oldboy that takes place entirely in Facebook messenger

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Summary: - Dude is an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US - ICE abducts and "detains" him - Private "detention" facility has him doing farmwork - So he's still an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US, but now paid only $1 a day Nobody's been convicted of a crime or anything

submitted 15 days ago • 17 comments

we'll never know what Caesar would have thought of having a pizza company named after him

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Legally you’re allowed to punch anybody who says “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity”

24 Jun 2025

the most dangerous game is godzillas

"he won't actually make us less safe but we'll FEEL less safe because our bigotry makes us assume he's bigoted and YOU DON'T CARE???" people who were actually less safe under cuomo: ._.

i dont know the difference between h3h3 and ethan klein

probably a good time to bring this back

whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

proudly showing my grandkids all the shitposts i made when they ask what i did when fascism took over america

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

No Kings

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.

Quick question is there a safe place for us to live? No worries if not

an anal a day keeps the doctor away

Forcing trans kids to go through puberty they don't want is life-changing and incredibly traumatic, and is far more common than detransitioning will ever be. Denying trans care to minors will lead to vastly more suffering and deaths than it will prevent. This does not protect kids. It kills them.

"If this is surprising to you, you haven't been paying attention. America has always been like this." Bruh, I don't have to be surprised by something to be horrified by it. I don't hear about a serial killer's latest victim and just be like "Yeah, well, he does that."

call your Senators and yell at them to throw this out in the Byrd bath, that this is even a question is unconscionable they're movable on this, I think we'll get them there, but they need to hear from us no ban on gender affirming care in the nightmare bill

checking the replies:

if the tooth fairy isn't real then who keeps leaving teeth under my pillow?

Pond 🐸

Puberty blockers: "an unforgivable crime against children and nature" Weight loss shots for kindergarteners: perfectly fine- there's a profit to be made www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart

hi does anyone know what i’m doing

A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.

A trans woman forced to compete in a men’s category swimming competition protested the governing body’s trans-exclusionary policies by swimming topless.

i don't read baseball books but i am curious why the catcher is in the rye

making a version of Oldboy that takes place entirely in Facebook messenger

Summary: - Dude is an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US - ICE abducts and "detains" him - Private "detention" facility has him doing farmwork - So he's still an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US, but now paid only $1 a day Nobody's been convicted of a crime or anything

we'll never know what Caesar would have thought of having a pizza company named after him

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

I killed steve jobs

if i was shot out of a giant urethra i'd be pissed

It's not a chore if you don't do it.