neuroticsheep.bsky.social
She/her • Taken 💗 • adult • cat lady who thinks she’s funny • Mayor of Yappersville 🎩 • OTPs: 🦉🦎 & 🌈🎀
❗️MINORS PREFERABLY DNI❗️I try to keep things SFW here, but I may occasionally post suggestive things. You’ve been warned.
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His face in that shot is killing me 😂
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I’m obsessed with his nurturing side. He’s definitely the type of bf who would take care of you if you were sick
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We need pitchforks and torches. We need to call in a squadron.
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That’s HORRIFYING! They’re LAUGHING while Blitz is sitting there being all tiny and squishable?! 😡 He doesn’t even have a LICENSE to be that smol!!!
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He’s too adorable. He must be stopped.
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True, true. Dad Bod Blitzø is a NEED
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Ugh, same. I hope at the end of the series, we get a time skip with Dad Bod Blitz.
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Blitz would have to show him how to use TikTok since he’s not exactly technologically inclined lol
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OMG IT REALLY IS THEM 😂
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I’m sorry Eve :( have some cute pics of your emotional support owl
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He went from “ew, I have to spend the day with Stolas 🤢🤮” to “YAY I GET TO SPEND EVERY DAY WITH STOLAS 🥰😍”
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Yeah guys, he was TOTALLY fake-crying. I mean, it’s not like he had an extremely graphic hallucination of his mother burning right in front of his face!
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Same, Georgie is such a treasure. Plus, I can’t deny that Stella is absolutely hilarious.
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At this point they’re gonna have to duct tape his mouth shut before every panel 😂
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No bc same. I LOVE whump and sickfics
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I’m so sorry to hear that. I think your writing is amazing and it’s such a shame that people are making you feel this way
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Ohhh gotcha lol. That makes sense. I need to watch the whole panel haha
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“Peel the layers of an onion?”
Hmm…That sounds pretty specific, like the cloaca comment 🫢
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Oh they’re gonna be downright insufferable lol.
I can’t wait 😈
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And I believe I heard that Brandon also said “shut that cloaca” when asked by a fan to do a Blitz impersonation, soooo 👀
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They needed to be destroyed lol trust me
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I thankfully never posted mine anywhere lol. I just wrote them in crappy notebooks 😂
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Yeah, I agree. Calling someone homophobic because they don’t like Stolitz is ridiculous (and I say this as someone who loves the ship). Now, if the reason someone dislikes the ship is because it’s two men, then yeah, I’d say they’re homophobic.
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I don’t have any because I ripped them all up into tiny pieces and threw them in the trash lol
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Imagine him caressing Stolas and gazing into his eyes with SO MUCH LOVE. Imagine him whispering sweet words in that same voice he used while giving Stolas a bath. Imagine him absolutely WORSHIPPING every inch of Stolas, making him feel wanted in the way he has always longed for.
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And imagine the TENDERNESS. Imagine how gentle and loving Blitz will be with his bird when they finally do it again.
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He’s just a stupid dumb owl (affectionate)
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Ummmm Stolas I think someone might want you, like, in a romantic way
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Thank you! Oh man, that’s gonna HURT! 😭😭😭
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That’s how Vaggie got hers back!
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Stolas’ smile is too damn cute 😭
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Blitz math
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Wait she’s adamant about it? Where did she talk about Blitz flashbacks? I NEED THE TEA
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I’m glad you’re doing better.
Exactly. Low blood sugar can cause an insulin reaction, which is no joke.
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That’s messed up. I’m so sorry. T1D is a serious illness.
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Kas, I’m here for you if you need to talk 💗
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It looks like it’s taking all of his restraint not to pick Blitz up and throw him 😂
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You nailed it 😂
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OH MY GOD HE’S DOING THE BOOKTOK THING!!!
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Oh my god how did I not notice that? 😂
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I’m with you, I hate this mf
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Mia this is diabolical
I love it
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I feel that. I just wanna bury my face in his soft chest feathers.
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Exactly. I don’t need to hear you out on Stolas. He’s just straight up gorgeous.
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I feel you. I wanna see him all frail and bloodied up. I want Blitz to be holding his wounded form and sobbing, begging him to stay alive because he can’t live without his Stolas. (Can you tell I enjoy whump? Lol)
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She 🥺
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You absolutely SLAYED, Mia!