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Commander night's going well

There's something so sweet about firing up a game of Balatro after work and coming away with a W on the first run

Haven't been playing a lot of Magic lately cause I've been on a Balatro and Legends Arceus tear, but I've got a limited RCQ this weekend so I figured I'd get some practice in. DFT 🏆 #1 Draft broken cards and then cast those broken cards. You'll probably win.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-m...

Everyone has a plan...

MADE THE FINAL PAYMENT ON ONE OF MY STUDENT LOANS TODAY SMD MY DICK SALLIE MAE

Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...

Over the past few years I've started to really enjoy writing poetry. I really like this one.

Out with the old, in with the spew! Have a blessed new year. @theonion.com

3-0 last night at Christmas Chaos draft at Omnisource Games! MYB-MH3-OTJ Got passed a Six cause my neighbor opened a foil Phlage lol. BBE hit Blood Artist, Magma Spray, and Six over the course of the night, Regrew it a couple times, cast Chrysalis on t3. Deck was nutso crazy. Happy Holidays to me!

Uh oh. Balatro fucking rules

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Last night I drafted the most busted Vintage Cube deck maybe of all time? Easy 3-0, won 8 packs, only lost 1 game where my opponent Mind Twisted me, and even then I had a two outer. First 5 picks in order: LED, Breach, Bowmasters, Grief, BFreeze. @fireshoes.bsky.social cause the world has to see

DnD day baby! (And Vintage Cube at the LGS later!)

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’ theonion.com/report-la-li...

Early haircut today, squeeze a quick 5k run in afterwards and a Legacy 1K later! Full day ahead, should be fun!

Did a Mystery Booster 2 draft this past weekend for a friend's birthday and I was able to get my brother join! In true bro fashion he shows up to draft for the first time in over a year, 3-0s the pod with boros aggro splashing Teferi Hero of Dominara. MB2 was sick and my pod made it sicker

Team went 1-2 at Team Trios today, but I went 2-1 in my matches. Still had a ton of fun playing a clean Gruul Delirium list. Played some trivia and now time for Vintage cube to close out the night!

Team Trios today at Omnisource Games with @cultivationkid.bsky.social! STD/MOD/LEG are the formats on the day and I've got the Standard seat. Went with the budget option on short notice, but I think the deck has some legs. Let's kick some ass!

See ya Danny Dimes. I genuinely enjoyed rooting for you but when it's time, it's time.

DSK 🏆#3 This deck was filthy. P1p1 Slagstorm, P1p2 Burst Lightning, P1p3 Etali. Stayed red P1, P2p1 Nighthawk P2p2 Bake made me black, P3p2 Kitty Cat. Every time Etali attacked, I won the game. Kitty Cat was fucking insane. I liked Gorehorn too. Brazen Scourge is forgettable, at least in this deck.

FND 🏆 #2 After the draft I thought this deck was gaaaaaaaaaarbage, but the permission spells did the job well enough and Vampire Nighthawk terrorized my opponents. P1p1 Infestation Sage and I didn't feel bad about it. Thanks for the PPs @tandymtg.bsky.social, I put 'em to good use.

2-0 at the Pauper Open at Omnisource Games with No Sideboard Gruul Ponza. Keep stackin em