Out with the old, in with the spew! Have a blessed new year. @theonion.com - ThreadSky

threekitties.bsky.social•64 days ago

I’m so glad I’m too old to get sloshed for New Year’s anymore!

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apprehensivepie.bsky.social•64 days ago

good comic 👍

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shreemp.bsky.social•64 days ago

Comic with alt text

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shreemp.bsky.social•64 days ago

Forgot to add that there's a New Year's party in the background outside the Men's restroom, where the Traditional Celebrator presumably came from after drinking copious amounts of champagne. A champagne glass is on the floor near the toilet.

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diogenes-of-sinope.bsky.social•64 days ago

How can one cartoon be such a consistent reverberation of itself?

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treziok.bsky.social•64 days ago

Bow before the Porcelain Goddess

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sarahethelinde.bsky.social•64 days ago

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mnorac.bsky.social•64 days ago

Remarkably incorrect alt text!

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awesomeguy12214.bsky.social•64 days ago

its likely AI

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mnorac.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh 100%, all its replies are similar reposts of parent images with LLM image recognition descriptions, all of them insanely wrong. It's so cool that this is the internet now. Filling alt text with slop seems bad for disabled users!

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sarahethelinde.bsky.social•64 days ago

Thank you for pointing that out. I did not double-check this alt text for posting and I apologize for that. I see where it is incorrect. And we'll do a better job of checking before posting. I am open to constructive criticism. I have alerted the developer of this alt generator to your concerns.

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awesomeguy12214.bsky.social•64 days ago

it's worth it for the likes on the only platform that doesn't pay you for likes

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sarahethelinde.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hello snot, it was not done for the likes. I unfortunately did not check the alt generators text before posting. I have learned my mistake. And will check in the future. My interest is making things more accessible and I am still learning.

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doraymefarted.bsky.social•64 days ago

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psychopoet.bsky.social•63 days ago

Happy New Year!

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kissingersghost.bsky.social•64 days ago

they don't tho so many gen z don't drink

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sandywolf.bsky.social•64 days ago

😆😆

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kamizar.bsky.social•64 days ago

The undisputed champion, Stan Kelly.

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oldmatecans.lol•64 days ago

New sicko unveiled.

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admiral-monke.bsky.social•64 days ago

I threw up tonight.

I didn't have anything to drink. I just ate a whole large pizza. Which I guess is something I can't do anymore.

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kaijukatch.bsky.social•64 days ago

actually i love how you portray the years as if they're like a generational family it's kinda cool. it works

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rodera.bsky.social•64 days ago

Liberty cries... out of happiness!!

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robvo.bsky.social•64 days ago

Reminds me of
“The kids of today
should defend themselves
against the 70's

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jackjet.bsky.social•64 days ago

Good old days!

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geohead.bsky.social•64 days ago

You too!!!

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dadgeek.bsky.social•63 days ago

"new years heave" I'll use that one for sure

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yelvinet.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yelvi Dijital Yayıncılık
https://yelvi.net/ 🇹🇷

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lots42.bsky.social•64 days ago

I get it, but if at all possible I upchuck in the sink or a solid plastic trash can, I don't have the coordination to chuck in the toilet, especially not when I am sick.

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emma5155.bsky.social•64 days ago

Same shit different day lol
Only depends how u sort it
In our own time is ok

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denisehkg.bsky.social•64 days ago

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apathetic-zealot.bsky.social•64 days ago

Thank you Stan Kelly, I respect a well labeled political cartoon and your biting commentary and zippy one liners never fail to warm my heart and inform my brain! Happy passing of time.

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