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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) https://linktr.ee/stankelly
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Gerard Depardieu ... Smokey Robinson ... "Puff Daddy" ... who's next? @theonion.com

submitted 29 minutes ago • 4 comments

Leaving a lot to BEE desired ... @theonion.com

submitted 15 hours ago • 20 comments

Amen! Today's No-Good young people wasting their time with "vinyl"* should listen to this. *Latest Fad

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

Saddest day of the year. @theonion.com

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

Call your mother. @theonion.com

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

White smoke! In Rome ... and below. My latest: theonion.com/sinnout/

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Sin’N’Out

submitted 14 days ago • 18 comments

Bad news, loyal readers: the conspiracy with Big Egg goes even deeper than I'd thought. (Many thanks to patriot @bretsaunders.bsky.social for the news tip!)

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Something tells me we're being fed. @theonion.com

submitted 21 days ago • 17 comments

As I always say, my readers have the best interior design taste. My best to the shining star who sent this to me. @theonion.com

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Me eyes're not smiling. @theonion.com

submitted 66 days ago • 14 comments

The no-good, puritanical "New Yorker" magazine has turned 100 years old. Here's a Kelly Klassic from those dark, "zoom", covid days where we were all GRASPING for some relief. @theonion.com

submitted 75 days ago • 9 comments

See my cartoons the way God intended - in newsprint! Get a subscription and support fact-based journalism (now more important than ever): membership.theonion.com?campaign=701...

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

The Oscars DRIVE me crazy ... @theonion.com

submitted 83 days ago • 29 comments

Once again, @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social is the only one unafraid to draw what we’re all thinking!

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

It's all a "Shell Game" ... @theonion.com

submitted 85 days ago • 18 comments

A sacred institution now filing for bankruptcy ... is there ANYTHING Millennials won't ruin?? @theonion.com

submitted 88 days ago • 41 comments

Hey, lovebirds: Valentine's Day may be over, but you can still buy your sweetheart this exclusive, limited edition Kelly Sticker Pack - get 'em while they last, Sickos! Go to: www.printsandtherevolution.art/product/kell...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

submitted 95 days ago • 57 comments

Cupid at work! @theonion.com

submitted 96 days ago • 8 comments

A claim that's HEART to believe! @theonion.com

submitted 97 days ago • 7 comments

Trump built his Border Wall, and I built mine. @theonion.com

submitted 99 days ago • 10 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

submitted 99 days ago • 105 comments

Heart to resist! @theonion.com

submitted 100 days ago • 39 comments

On this most sacred of America's holidays, Superbowl Sunday, let's salute the players who don't get injured. @theonion.com

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

With "The Chiefs" in the Superbowl, we all win. @theonion.com

submitted 101 days ago • 6 comments

Is there anything they can't ruin? @theonion.com

submitted 106 days ago • 45 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Deport Advantage

submitted 107 days ago • 24 comments

Don't forget ... (Find 'em at the Onion Store) @theonion.com

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Gee, what a "novel" idea ... @theonion.com

submitted 108 days ago • 20 comments

This weekend only, Sickos. @theonion.com

submitted 109 days ago • 6 comments

Success! @theonion.com

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

UNICEF? We need UNICHEF. @theonion.com

submitted 114 days ago • 9 comments

REAL Tech Bros are singing, "It don't META to me ..." @theonion.com theonion.com/about-facebo...

submitted 114 days ago • 5 comments

Day 2? Outlaw Teens. @theonion.com

submitted 120 days ago • 17 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Better Copulate Than Never

submitted 120 days ago • 6 comments

My message to the Patriotic Papa entertaining at the Inauguration today: I'll be a Billy-Ray-of-Light and help solve your Cyrus family acrimony. God Bless. @theonion.com

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

NEWS: Trump appointing Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, Jon Voight as "special ambassadors" to Hollywood. B-BUT ...! @theonion.com

submitted 124 days ago • 8 comments

My fellow Americans, our long, national naptime is nearly over. @theonion.com

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

That's more than a "Spidey Sense" tingling ... "Marvel" at this Kelly Klassic from 2018:

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 128 days ago • 26 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Time Warp

submitted 135 days ago • 16 comments

It's cold out there. @theonion.com

submitted 135 days ago • 10 comments

The wait is over! A Kelly Klassic from 2019: @theonion.com

submitted 141 days ago • 7 comments

Out with the old, in with the spew! Have a blessed new year. @theonion.com

submitted 141 days ago • 27 comments

I'm drying out between holidays so I'm posting this late, but my gift to you folks was this wrapping paper that came free in the December "Print Edition"* - you're welcome. *Latest Fad @theonion.com

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments