A sacred institution now filing for bankruptcy ... is there ANYTHING Millennials won't ruin?? @theonion.com - ThreadSky

kartoonistkelly.bsky.social • 90 days ago

A sacred institution now filing for bankruptcy ... is there ANYTHING Millennials won't ruin??
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cometsncats.bsky.social•88 days ago

"Lactation Closed" 🏔️🏔️

captfogg.bsky.social•88 days ago

But, but I thought corporate profits were up! Anyway it still must be the CEOs, the billionaires behind it.

the-real-palantir.bsky.social•88 days ago

Lol 'Worthless Generation'

lalasrsly.bsky.social•88 days ago

Repressed Mamaries? 🫢🙄

andrusi.bsky.social•88 days ago

Convivial. I learned a new word today.

tgnprofessor.bsky.social•90 days ago

We will kill again.

katiekatz.bsky.social•88 days ago

Millenials? I thougt it was GenZ?

bsorohan.bsky.social•88 days ago

This should throw a chill over every restaurant that tries to come up with a subtle name for itself implying that you'll see females there unclothed.

oneadelta.bsky.social•88 days ago

I think if the starving children generation went to hooters the chain wouldn't close

rwilks.bsky.social•88 days ago

Can't believe a chain whose entire branding revolves around Superb Owls is in financial trouble so soon after their annual day of recognition!

geedunk.bsky.social•88 days ago

Kelly thinks zoomers are still five years old.

historybob.bsky.social•88 days ago

The cartoon is six years old.

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•88 days ago

the self-portraits are always my favorite parts of these. bless u stan kelly

louisonlouizic.bsky.social•88 days ago

Are people aware that millennials are pretty much middle aged by now?

fuzzybunny.org•88 days ago

As a GenXer, one of my favorite things over the past decade or so has been millennials coming to the slow and horrible realization that they're now the adults 8)

louisonlouizic.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yeah, as a GERIATRIC millennial I felt my stomach churn writing that our gen is practically middle aged

abyrae.bsky.social•88 days ago

My knees hurt, and so does my back. Please send help (ibuprofen)! 😢

alta-aqua.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hehehe jokes on you. I only look like an adult. Mentally I’m locked in 2008.
They let me drive vehicles in the highway! Vrrrrrroooooooom

fuzzybunny.org•88 days ago

Join my club. I still can't believe I'm allowed to vote, let alone own a credit card.

I wonder whether they'll ever figure it out.

redfoster.bsky.social•88 days ago

Time for bed grandpa

fuzzybunny.org•88 days ago

As soon as you get off my lawn, you little snot

redfoster.bsky.social•88 days ago

fuzzybunny.org•88 days ago

I can't, the senior special at Sizzler is about to start

unclejimmy548.bsky.social•88 days ago

The olds are fighting

stigsvanucousin.bsky.social•89 days ago

NGL tho.. those buffalo popcorn shrimp are 🔥

justforquirks.bsky.social•88 days ago

Honestly if they just donated money to owl rehabbers I would probably still go there

brendelbored.bsky.social•90 days ago

Nick Adams gonna repost this one Mr Kelly

luckydunkin.bsky.social•88 days ago

I really enjoy the fact that millennials are still the chosen young generation even though they are 40.

summerknight.bsky.social•88 days ago

@christina42.bsky.social I'm sorry for killing the Boobs industry 😞

jc-allen.bsky.social•89 days ago

I'm not a sicko millennial myself, but as a gay man,I do agree with them on the issue of not liking breasts. 🤢

tolibera.bsky.social•88 days ago

What of the stately bara tiddy though?

jc-allen.bsky.social•88 days ago

What of the what now??

ursrbrot.bsky.social•90 days ago

tolibera.bsky.social•88 days ago

Aww I'll jiggle and giggle for you if you want.

bewill.bsky.social•90 days ago

won't someone think of the buffalo shrimp connoseurs!

alifelearned.bsky.social•89 days ago

I dont think our gen had anything to do with this. Its the zoomers who arent socializing or dating anymore. We still had plenty of teen pregnancy in our day 😅 (i.e. we obvs loved dem titties) lol

wyvu.bsky.social•90 days ago

You are PERFECT at skewering boomer comics

codeblackdirective.bsky.social•88 days ago

😅

dizzer.bsky.social•88 days ago

Private Equity buys it, pilfers it and then goes bankrupt?

redfoster.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hooters is DEI for big sloppy nattys. NO MORE!

happy-occident.bsky.social•88 days ago

You're showing your age. It's Gen Z. Millennials aren't so morally conflicted.

cptkrrk.bsky.social•88 days ago

You should write in to Stan's editor and demand a retraction

davemaru.bsky.social•88 days ago

I think it’s part of the joke

happy-occident.bsky.social•88 days ago

Then I've obviously not had enough caffeine today!

summerknight.bsky.social•88 days ago

Millennial means "anyone younger than me" according to the people this is satirizing.

boombutton.bsky.social•88 days ago

That's part of the joke.

jamesamaz.bsky.social•88 days ago

The dead eagle off to the side really makes it.

andalusia.bsky.social•88 days ago

really great illustration stan, but if they had simply hired femboys and maybe formed business relationships with better chicken distributors we wouldnt be in this mess

titaniumrat.bsky.social•88 days ago

What.

checkthatout.bsky.social•89 days ago

Zoomers killed the gizmo industry, it’s all about doodads now.

ranryu.bsky.social•88 days ago

Who wants to go to a Hooters that isn't staffed by femboys?

pinkiepower.bsky.social•88 days ago

Tomboy Outback ate up a lot of their market share, too.

celtic85.bsky.social•88 days ago

Checkmate @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

pnkquatermane.bsky.social•88 days ago

AGREED , GIVE US FEMBOYS

doosie.bsky.social•90 days ago

Won't somebody think of the buffalo shrimp connoisseurs?

jc-allen.bsky.social•89 days ago

And the starving children for that matter. They should never be taken to a drag brunch or story time, but they should be taken to Hooters on a weekly basis.

piborg.bsky.social•90 days ago

Beep! Boop!

redfoster.bsky.social•88 days ago

Breast hater, reporting for duty!

eatzen.bsky.social•88 days ago

Hooters is still a thing? I thought they were long gone.

thornsfc-forever.bsky.social•88 days ago

Most locations are in Texas and Florida at this point apparently. There website says there are location(s) spread over 35 states and some other countries. If you don't have one in your state they do seem like they have been gone for a long time.