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neverendingjim.bsky.social
flaming bankruptcy lawyer, occasional shitposter / uses bio like an AIM away message / or a friend when you're lonely, or a love that's grown cold / he/they
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Doing my civic duty, with a side of biting political satire.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Never forgiving Michael for injecting Ted Scruz into my brain.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The law in its majestic equality prevents cis and trans people alike from transitioning.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

I don't have anything witty or particularly insightful to say. This sucks, but we're still on the right side of history. We fight on.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This feels like a good moment for the post cover I mocked up the day he resigned.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I just wanna say, Cuomo's whole fucking schtick is that he'll "stand up to Donald Trump." You wanna see a mayoral candidate standing up to Donald Trump and his agenda? *This* is what it looks like.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Today I'm celebrating Bloomsday by recreating Joyce's favourite activity: not being in Dublin.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

A lot of people are dodging the hypo and saying the pitcher "couldn't throw a baby," but the real answer is that you take because throwing a christian baby instead of a regulation baseball is a balk.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

Celery salt is the one thing you can put on a dick to make me refuse to suck it. (Other than, like, a republican. Or other celery products.)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

This question is my batsignal: Tom Cruise once stopped me on the street to ask why I wasn't cold.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I have one about Procrustes but it's too long for the character limit.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments