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he/him. chaotic bi. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. possible 18+ content warning if u follow.
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how am i just now learning about this song lmao. i was only playfully hating her but now i think she's fucking vile

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someone just said the electoral college is DEI for conservatives

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an email has never found him

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there are cats

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oh you hate yourself and want to die? okay. at any given moment there are literally millions of sleeping cats

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pancake accidentally scratched my face and made my nose bleed. should i apologize?

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Two of them

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this is the future liberals want

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cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

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starting to wonder if i am the only person on this website with a cat? bcuz ive never seen a cat photo on blue sky dot com

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the Skarsgaård face card is one of the most lethal things known to man

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my most bipartisan hot take is that we should legalize death by torture for family annihilators

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a good fact about me is that i and my friend won "best twitter" in the high school senior yearbook, but it wasn't featured because neither of us showed up to take the picture

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one important thing about pancake is he has this lil green tattoo from when he was fixed

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i'm sorry but can yall believe we let simon cowell have control over the entire united states.

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ppl will b like "go talk to her." okay what do i say? homina homina ??

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the new final destination was literally not good lmao. i'm so sorry but this actually makes me think rotten tomatoes is cooked

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my dad texted that he couldn't get him inside and here's how he was waiting for me. imagine a babier creature

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if we're being totally honest i saw a baddie with thiuk thighs tonight but i was too fraid to talk to her. should i kill myseld?

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deadnaming the lindbergh terminal just to feel something

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not sure if you all had appropriately appreciated my grandmas cats ear tufts. look at them.

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reminder: this boy was so, so soft

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24 ours until i grasp m'pancake and he will push me away with a shocked look on his face because he thought i died for sure

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regardless of your political knowledge, i think we can all agree that Mark Cuban is a leftist hero.

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in 48 ours i will reune with pancake..like if you are crying now

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i don't get it but i'd die for gonzo. please signal boost

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Ifn yuo needly an kissins, ime havfe som fore yuo

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oh to be a seepy cat in a children's bookstore

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a fifth cat has been spotted at wild rumpus 😴

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just got got by a 300 year old painting

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hello? this is from the 200s?

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