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newagepancake.bsky.social

he/him. chaotic bi. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. possible 18+ content warning if u follow.

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an email has never found him

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there are cats

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oh you hate yourself and want to die? okay. at any given moment there are literally millions of sleeping cats

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pancake accidentally scratched my face and made my nose bleed. should i apologize?

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Two of them

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this is the future liberals want

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cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

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starting to wonder if i am the only person on this website with a cat? bcuz ive never seen a cat photo on blue sky dot com

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the Skarsgaård face card is one of the most lethal things known to man

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my most bipartisan hot take is that we should legalize death by torture for family annihilators

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a good fact about me is that i and my friend won "best twitter" in the high school senior yearbook, but it wasn't featured because neither of us showed up to take the picture

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one important thing about pancake is he has this lil green tattoo from when he was fixed

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i'm sorry but can yall believe we let simon cowell have control over the entire united states.

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ppl will b like "go talk to her." okay what do i say? homina homina ??

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the new final destination was literally not good lmao. i'm so sorry but this actually makes me think rotten tomatoes is cooked

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my dad texted that he couldn't get him inside and here's how he was waiting for me. imagine a babier creature

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if we're being totally honest i saw a baddie with thiuk thighs tonight but i was too fraid to talk to her. should i kill myseld?

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deadnaming the lindbergh terminal just to feel something

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not sure if you all had appropriately appreciated my grandmas cats ear tufts. look at them.

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reminder: this boy was so, so soft

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24 ours until i grasp m'pancake and he will push me away with a shocked look on his face because he thought i died for sure

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regardless of your political knowledge, i think we can all agree that Mark Cuban is a leftist hero.

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in 48 ours i will reune with pancake..like if you are crying now

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i don't get it but i'd die for gonzo. please signal boost

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Ifn yuo needly an kissins, ime havfe som fore yuo

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oh to be a seepy cat in a children's bookstore

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a fifth cat has been spotted at wild rumpus 😴

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just got got by a 300 year old painting

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hello? this is from the 200s?

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so far vacation is great and these are the cats i have encountered

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

this is so obviously traceable to the rise of homophobia and toxic masculinity. like listen 2 young men. basically every interaction is implicitly communicating how u are required 2 act. even the woke ones are communicating which things they can allowably do to safely parody traditional masculinity.

an email has never found him

there are cats

oh you hate yourself and want to die? okay. at any given moment there are literally millions of sleeping cats

pancake accidentally scratched my face and made my nose bleed. should i apologize?

Two of them

this is the future liberals want

cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

starting to wonder if i am the only person on this website with a cat? bcuz ive never seen a cat photo on blue sky dot com

the Skarsgaård face card is one of the most lethal things known to man

my most bipartisan hot take is that we should legalize death by torture for family annihilators

a good fact about me is that i and my friend won "best twitter" in the high school senior yearbook, but it wasn't featured because neither of us showed up to take the picture

one important thing about pancake is he has this lil green tattoo from when he was fixed

i'm sorry but can yall believe we let simon cowell have control over the entire united states.

ppl will b like "go talk to her." okay what do i say? homina homina ??

the new final destination was literally not good lmao. i'm so sorry but this actually makes me think rotten tomatoes is cooked

my dad texted that he couldn't get him inside and here's how he was waiting for me. imagine a babier creature

if we're being totally honest i saw a baddie with thiuk thighs tonight but i was too fraid to talk to her. should i kill myseld?

deadnaming the lindbergh terminal just to feel something

not sure if you all had appropriately appreciated my grandmas cats ear tufts. look at them.

reminder: this boy was so, so soft

24 ours until i grasp m'pancake and he will push me away with a shocked look on his face because he thought i died for sure

regardless of your political knowledge, i think we can all agree that Mark Cuban is a leftist hero.

in 48 ours i will reune with pancake..like if you are crying now

i don't get it but i'd die for gonzo. please signal boost

Ifn yuo needly an kissins, ime havfe som fore yuo

oh to be a seepy cat in a children's bookstore

a fifth cat has been spotted at wild rumpus 😴

just got got by a 300 year old painting

hello? this is from the 200s?

so far vacation is great and these are the cats i have encountered

this is so obviously traceable to the rise of homophobia and toxic masculinity. like listen 2 young men. basically every interaction is implicitly communicating how u are required 2 act. even the woke ones are communicating which things they can allowably do to safely parody traditional masculinity.

A SECOND ORANGE HAS HIT THE SECOND OLD FOLKS HOME

there are signs that it is bedtime