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he/him. chaotic bi. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. possible 18+ content warning if u follow.
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we'll know,

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braver than all US troops combined

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Yah, i waz brave, i didnot hide from tha grosserys

submitted 13 hours ago • 36 comments

finite symmetric groups are for queers.

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anyong who upsets flanoy should be instantly executed

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i'm trying to find the words to describe this girl while being disrespectful

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one source of joy in my life is i get texts like this from my sister and law and then i get to deduce that my niece has stolen her phone to text me (she means their polar pizza lmao)

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for zero dollars i will look at any image of a cat and tell you if it is a little baby or not

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okay whenever i have to leave pan for several days, he always has this shocked face when i return and he pushes me away to startle at my face for a minute. i just learned that cats might think you went out hunting and probably got killed by a larger animal lmao

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🚨fresh kissed boy alert🚨

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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

submitted 8 days ago • 1912 comments

turns out tortilla chips are not hard to make if you start with tortillas. nobody could have predicted this.

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every day i wake up and thank god that i wasn't born with the cilantro soap gene. what is the point of life

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this is the predictable outcome of lying to millions of people that the DFL is grooming children.

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hortman has been in the senate for literally as long as i can remember. we are losing our country to a violent fascist takeover, period.

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going to a big 100th birthday party tomorrow. one like and i will give a toast to the next 100 years

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just learned australians get 4 weeks guaranteed PTO not including personal leave. i can *accrue* a maximum of 12 days PTO per year. and that includes any sick leave or bereavement leave. and i am lucky to even have that in the US. we truly are a shit hole country.

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i'm watching black phone and i'm so upset that i haven't until now. this is the best movie ive ever seen (but this is also what i say half way through any decent move and im almost always wrong by the end so stay tuned)

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like, critically, i think AI should never be used as a "tutor." if Asimov were alive, i'm pretty sure some version of this would be his zeroth rule of AI.

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okay i know this is controversial, but i really think we should be teaching people how to use AI in school. atm they are using it to do actual thinking for them. ppl (including teachers) need to grasp how it is not actually intelligent. it uses statistics to produce the most correct sounding thing.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

latino trump supporters getting picked up by ICE is most definitely okay to laugh at, by the way. just want to get ahead of that discourse.

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i had a vivid dream i moved to seattle and immediately got a hot bf with low standards and thick biceps. truly gut wrenching.

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one thing i will be a karen about is when screen media depicts schoolchildren fights with multiple punches to the head. if you punch someone in the head 20 times, they don't have a black eye the next day.. they fucking die

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On 6/12, DHS Sec’y Kristi Noem said “We are staying here to liberate [LA] from the socialists and the burdensome leadership this governor and mayor have placed on this country and this city.” This use of military force to displace a democratically elected is the very definition of a coup.

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can we just admit short bangs are bad? like it's gone too far. they have quite literally never looked good on anyone. maybe at some point they seemed plausible, but that was at least 3 years ago.

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idk how this has become so incredibly distorted, but if you are still racist if you are only mad about "illegal" immigrants lmao.

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how am i just now learning about this song lmao. i was only playfully hating her but now i think she's fucking vile

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments