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Basically a calico. Qallunaat living in Iqaluit, NU
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Jack Reacher describing how I make PB&J sandwiches: “He spreads peanut butter on both faces before applying the jelly. Smart. Prevents the moisture in the jelly from soaking the bread. Doesn’t make a difference if you eat it right away, but if you’re saving it for later? Guy knows what he’s doing.”

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I love boneless wings :3

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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

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(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

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Excellent chef's dinner at the Qajuqturvik Community Food Centre tonight, prepared by chef Jamie Papatsie Bruschetta with burrata Succotash and corn bread Stuffed pasta shells in a chicken rosè sauce Chocolate mousse

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Me: "What instrument does Joanna Newsime play?" ChatGPT in three months: "Joanna Newsome is known to play the harpduring."

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First song at Nubrew karaoke: They Might Be Giants - When Will You Die youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

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The Sphere, England, February 21, 1931

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Well duh, you've gotta spend the big bucks if you want to have the killer features

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Tekno Lust has been on my to-watch list for ages,I'm glad to have finally seen Tilda play a scientist and her three cum-powered sex bots. As always, half stars in my ratings are the same as their whole counterparts, just with a little panache.

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All I'm saying is that we need to give young composers a reason to write a new song for one of Sondheim's musicals. No, not that one. A very specific one of Sondheim's musicals could use a new piece, is all I'm saying.

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We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

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when people try to parse eg a Nazi salute with “he was referring to / ironic reference” nonsense think of sex. let’s say you and I fuck, but my engagement is ironic — I’m doing it because I’m making reference to a previous discussion about fucking. are you less fucked now? me neither

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This means my Cleric of Calistria can finally do Disaster Bi damage with her spells

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Here are some DVDs that have never once circulated from our tiny arctic library. Nobody wants: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull Into The Wild Snow White and The Huntsman Crossroads Grey's Anatomy Season 5 (same)

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