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Angry space turtle, co-host of Contempt for the Audience pod, former host of GAMERadio, he/him/giant turtle
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Thoughts and prayers for the poor bastard at Global Affairs Canada going through the thesaurus right now to find the most equivocal words known to the English language.

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fuck everything

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My barter based brothel has one simple rule:

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An MSNBC anchor just definitively claimed Padilla didn't identify himself when video clearly shows he did. So fucking irresponsible. This is how lies spread.

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"They didn't realize they were tackling a Senator for asking questions, they thought they were tackling a journalist for asking questions" oh, ok then

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showing vibri things she's never seen before

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New funniest content tag ever on Bluesky just dropped

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[as i'm being shoved into a boxcar by thugs with rifles] ahem, I believe that my SENATOR is still WAITING for his ANSWERS and ASSURANCES

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see-cret moon base 👏 👏 👏👏👏 see-cret moon base 👏 👏 👏👏👏 see-cret moon base 👏 👏 👏👏👏

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wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests

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“I think maybe I am the number one fan of Gunbuster in Japan.” - Kazuya Tsurumaki

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This cuts to two different men in the 30 clip and I want you to imagine what they might look like and then see how close your guess was

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I voice Lalah Sune in Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX, featured in the newest episode on Amazon Prime!

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Shell-Shocked Soldier Ant Has Thousand-Inch Stare

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i'm not into chastity cages but i'll wear one at tsa. it's just good direct action folks

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case in point

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All the liberals telling people to sit down if “violence” (whatever that is) breaks out at their parade is really really awful.

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Call the waaaaambulance. We're too mean to billionaires.

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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

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Chinese vtuber regrets letting her viewers buy fish emotes to bombard her with

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kills me every time man

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greatest to ever do it

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we have to talk about the soap open.substack.com/pub/marinaxd...

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Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining theonion.com/amazon-...

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i've been trying to see what the right wing platforms (even outside of X) are showing people regarding the protests in LA and i am not sure it can be overstated just how much the AI slop is being used to reinforce the idea that downtown is a post-apocalyptic war zone

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there has to be a backlash coming. there just has to be. the stupidity and venality of the american people is only outweighed by our fidgety and fickle obstreperousness

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This and a technical with rear-mounted anti-air support

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I did this for a 5 second gag in a video

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DING DONG!! DING DONG!!!

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We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

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Wikipedia wanted to use AI summaries at the top of article pages. Editors said please please don't www.404media.co/wikipedia-pa...

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Congratulations to all the very serious yet illiterate people who insisted the 2020 version was something other than what it obviously was www.wsj.com/opinion/send...

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We can’t afford healthcare because we need that money to shoot rubber bullets into the stomachs of people who don’t want their neighbors to get kidnapped.

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in my city which is apparently in a state of extended military occupation due to extreme and widespread unrest a really kind sanitation worker saw me sitting out front with my kids and gave them free toy trash cans and we talked about recycling

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“This could poll well with midterm swing voters in Ohio” I remark sagely as I watch a fourth grader get bundled into an unmarked van at recess by armed and masked agents of the state.

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thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

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ok cool which groups and identity blocks (sic) should be excluded from the first amendment ? I’ll get a google doc going, you call Harper’s

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conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol

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After a weeklong trek across central Nova Scotia, the crowd-controlled Internet Roadtrip has reached the Halifax area, and for some reason the first thing they voted to do was to visit IKEA neal.fun/internet-roadtrip

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