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Angry space turtle, co-host of Contempt for the Audience pod, former host of GAMERadio, he/him/giant turtle
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the ADHD workflow hasn’t been as globally influential since, I don’t know, 18th century monarchies?

Considering the state of the world right now and the way trans rights are being eroded before our very eyes - I get the appeal of the communal grief sobbing pile now more than ever.

apologies for sharing a shit bag tucker carlson clip but just imagine a world where most liberals and media had even a shred of principled opposition to forever wars and were willing to stick to it

yeah if an unmarked brown F150 pulled up on me and four dudes in plainclothes with rifles and face coverings jumped out I would 2000% assume I was being kidnapped to Culiacán and respond accordingly.

Seeing my prime minister shake hands with a man behind the murder of a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil turns my stomach. Mark Carney will talk about rule of law and human rights, but at the end of the day, it’s economy, economy, economy, no matter the cost.

New episode on the main feed to....

"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

finally someone is addressing the scourge of immigration from tuvalu, a country with a population the size of an average walmart on black friday

"It's bullshit," Gov. Hochul says of the arrest of NYC Comptroller Brad Lander by ICE. She says she will call him when he's out of detention. "But what about all the people who don't have that high profile position?"

Same energy

Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...

as someone prone to directly confronting people for stuff they say online, that from lee is the face of someone who did not expect to be confronted for something he said online

This is the opening credits to the lowest-budget Canadian-filmed 1990s Action Pack tv show to fall through a crack between universes

you know what, trump is right about reopening alcatraz

i wish this guy had a spine ndp leadership needs to unite around a "fuck drake" platform

not long after the events portrayed in the video below, this version seemed to have disappeared from the internet. reader: it is back.

Remember when there were news reports about how experts had a simple algorithm for identifying violent extremists on social media but they “had to” shelve it because it kept flagging Republicans —?

"I can support sex workers and be anti sex work!!" You legitimately can't be an advocate for a community that you're actively seeking to criminalize, actually

I’ve seen this sentiment expressed on X many times by Zionist accounts, but it’s quite something to hear someone say it on CNN:

Not like he vandalized one of Elon's shitty cars.

thinking about this scene from Gundam: Witch from Mercury, peaceful protesters are attacked viciously by police robots and then the news says the protesters started it #G_Witch

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

You should absolutely read this as "once we're done rounding up brown people, we're coming for you."

Oh yeah well I gave Woodward and Bernstein secrets on Nixon as a toddler

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

Drake calling anyone a goof is so funny like do you know what Kendrick, and the world as a result, called you

without fail whenever a leftwinger is close to winning or wins a democratic election centrist media talks about democracy being on the brink of collapse

"Gulf of Mexico"

there's a part of me that is pulling for us forces to be deployed to israel and iran. for a draft to send nick fuentes types over there, cull the herd a little, impose homegrown costs for this kind of euphoric belligerence in our leaders. but just a part and not the primary one. just a tiny part

Dad was gay. His partner's son taught me that eating pussy was a thing. I got pretty good at it. You just have to listen to their bodies.