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FACTS.

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New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote theonion.com/new-squ...

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Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.

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1,460 days left till Donold leaves office. What will you do with that time? Will you defy? Will you hold your own leaders accountable for their inaction?

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Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror theonion.com/astronomers-...

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I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.

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Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition. Join America's Finest Membership: membership.theonion....

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Anyone got any ideas?

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Dear World, Long term, what are you going to do to stop the richest man in the world from buying up all your governments one by one? Seems like kind of a big problem?

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Time Magazine made Trump their “Person Of The Year” so I made him crap his pants inside Notre Dame Cathedral.

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Rewatching Shrek right now. Just realized how much ‘Lord Farquad’ sounds like ‘Lord Fuckwad.’ Was that intentional or is it just me?

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100% accurate.

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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

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Hi, I’m God. Keep your butt clean. Love, God

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Sacrificial bathrooms.

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