It annoys me that you’re omnipotent and a) know if my butt hole is clean or not and b) didn’t make it self cleaning. I guess you were busy messing around with Sloth speed.
Dear God, I read in your biography (a/k/ the Bible) that you have the ability to smite those who break your commandments. We need a lot of smiting. How's that going?
When Gandi was alive and traveling, he brought with him a portable toilet to teach people how to properly defecate and clean themselves afterward. This simple act helped to reduce disease and improve the health of the people.
You know what, if you'd just said that in the first place, instead of all the gardens and sodomites and whatnot, we probably wouldn't be in this pickle...
I tried, but you designed us weird. we evolved from primates arguably the animal group with the smelliest cracks. if we evolved from cats we might be able to still reach the areas..
Kinda too bad someone funnier didn’t get this account name first. There was a hysterical similar account on the other platform that shall not be named.
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Great advice God!!
Are you no longer smiting the wicked?
Because we really could use a smite-a-palooza to clean sh*t up down here.
🫵 🪨
“Take good care of your feet.” - The Beach Boys
Love,
Me.
Interesting name.
Its dog spelled in reverse.
People do, indeed, like it when we smell good. I think dogs agree.
Can I get some followers please, Dad?
GOBBLESS
Every time, regardless of the size of the job.
I have a bidet.
Amen.
Yet i want nothing to do with your horrorcow ass. 🖕
When Gandi was alive and traveling, he brought with him a portable toilet to teach people how to properly defecate and clean themselves afterward. This simple act helped to reduce disease and improve the health of the people.
My German shepherds are the bosses of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE
Don't go all "Joan Crawford" down there!
Remember, NO Ajax! it's a sensitive area!!!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it!
Thanks God
#PraiseBe
Or is that still to come? 🤔