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The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
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If you study American history, you'll find that the one constant is this; Americans love to see people suffer.

The superhero has always been uniquely American. When we faced a dark age before, an age of senseless war and of oppresion from on high, who do you think it was who took in the superhero comic; The cynical grown-up or the idealistic youth? (1/2)

You know what? Fine, I'm FOR the transgender military ban. Not because I don't think they're fit to serve. Because I can't think of a single good goddamned reason why anybody should have to put their very life on the line to defend a country that obviously regards them as second-class citizens.

Gee Mitch, you sure there's not MORE damage you can do?

I'd like to know where all these people bitching about "mutilating children's genitals" were when I had the tip of my member sliced off when I was less than a day old and incapable of giving my consent.

Just a reminder; Gender affirming care includes CIS-gender affirming care. If it gets banned, and you can't perform in bed due to a low T count... You're shit outta luck, Bunky.

Well... At least it's raining.

You just need to find the right app…..

#MillionDollarIdea A language learning app that specializes in obscenities "Cursive"

PBS just shut down its diversity office. 🎵Can you tell me how to get... How to get to Schutzstaffel Street 🎵

Just because you can't figure out a paper straw doesn't mean it doesn't work.

My mind went to some very dark places today.

The message is loud and clear; The only kids we want playing in girl's sports are ones we can force to carry a pregnancy to term.

Imagine if people worried about girls bodily autonomy as much as their sports.

Epic yeet!

Pretty much how they spin it!

What kind of parent would rather have a dead son than a live daughter?

Parker and Stone have been awfully quiet lately... Have you noticed?

And this is The NATIONAL FRICKIN' REVIEW, man!

Before the election she was using her platform to tell everyone both parties were bad for trans people. She’s not our advocate and she’s not our friend. I can think of at least one trans girl who would like her to shut her freaking piehole. She can keep our collective name out of her mouth. (Hi)

He makes me long for The integrity of Richard Nixon The compassion of Ronald Reagan The character of Bill Clinton And the competence of George W. Bush

Stop comparing Trump to the Red Hulk! Thaddeus Ross actually SERVED!

It wasn't DEI, it was DOGE.

Jesus, can you imagine what he'd have to say after the Challenger explosion?

Kind of fitting it happened at a place named after a guy who didn't support the air traffic controllers strike, huh?