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unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
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NewsomIsADoucheButIWillVoteForHimAnyway.com

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So... Still think both parties are the same you shit-eating sanctimonious hippie dumbfuck?

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#GoodNightAndGoodLuck Hey Clooney, you made Trey Parker and Matt Stone famous. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

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Has anyone told Bill Maher the good news that his boy's single now? And just in time for Pride!

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Oh come on, guys. Can't you settle this over a submarine ride?

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Remember... Von Stauffenberg was still a Nazi.

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Did I say Steve Schmidt? I meant Chuck Schumer. My bad.

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Well... If they weren't willing to sacrifice their own children they wouldn't be much of a cult, now would they?

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I'll be silent, which is more than he deserves.

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Happy Pride!

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Why no Straight Pride? Well... You find me a kid who got disowned for being straight and we'll go from there. Fair?

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How long til this whole #ABHernandez thing gets turned into an Angel Studios film that everybody buys a ticket for but nobody actually watches?

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@thegodpodcast.com Hey God, I'm trying to spread the message that if #ABHernandez gets pushed to the point of hurting herself... Or worse... It's on the haters and, well, I know you and I haven't always seen eye-to-eye, but... An endorsement wouldn't hurt any.

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The point of girl's sports is to teach girls how to be good sports, try their best, and have fun. The point of protesting girl's sports is to teach girls how to hate. Period.

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So I shout into the void... Takes more balls than being silent.

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