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one of those lesser known things about KH1 You know those water bubbles in Hollow Bastion? In the Japanese version they're known as Doki Doki Bubbles

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What a weird direct, I feel like treehouse stole a lot of its steam the other week so this extended look kinda felt like going through the motions with a couple of clarifications. Game still looks phenomenal though

Remembering Xenoblade Chronicles 2, where your main story mission is to break out of prison, but I could quick travel out to sidequest and farm, it's probably the most immersion breaking experience I've ever had in a game

Okay I now have no idea how the DK lore all fits together now, and this isn't the OG DK cause Cranky appears in the game... maybe this will be a bit of a soft reboot and unify the two DKs (and wipe Jr from existence I guess)

Does anyone else have the thought "oh I haven't seen that account post in a while" before realising they never were on this site

So glad I have a reason to repost my video:

I did see some grumbling that Switch 2's launch seems weak but I can't disagree more. Or at least find it funny given Switch 1 was similar in having one BIG first party thing. Now with this we got backcompat, new NSO stuff, more third parties ect.

Gaaaaammeeeecuuuuube

Gamechat is really neat, I probably won't use it, but I can imagine my daughter enjoying it in a few years and the parental controls will be great for that

Mario Kart World is the most excited I've been for a game in years, genuinely did not expect it to be that different feature wise

DS DOWNLOAD PLAY IS BACK

Never heard anyone have quarrel with the word More

I think those "the keyblade is a terrible weapon" people approach it from the wrong angle. It's not a sword, despite the name. It is in fact a magic club that you beat people with. It's more akin to a nail bat powered through sorcery

Saw a bonnet and a sheep belt on my bed and thought it was my cat

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Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

this clip of chelsea manning on bbc world service is very funny because the interviewer is trying her absolute hardest to get a damning soundbite about luigi mangione and just Completely fails.

taking advantage of my daughter’s 103-degree fever by showing her Shrek for the first time and insisting he’s a real guy

*placing a Penguin bar on a TCG booster pack scale* "This one's got a good joke"

I don't think it's a coincidence the person with the most courage to take ownership for a failure is also the person I probably blame the least

I feel like my biggest gaming pipe dream wish is to get a HD definitive version of Rayman 2 on modern platforms, bringing in features from all versions but primarily based on the Dreamcast version

We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms! We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

There’s something unusual about Al Yankovic. He’s odd in some way. Strange. There’s only one word to describe him: abnormal

Jesus admittedly was kind of a nepo baby

Love that 6 season show with the male lead who harmed a lot of people but is trying to get better going to jail but it's an opportunity for growth and he shares a final moment of mutual understanding in the s6 finale with the female lead who moved to the south to have a "normal" life at the very end

I hate when redditors are right about something. Anyway I’ve been watching bojack horseman for the first time and I regret to inform you it is actually incredibly good

tired? exhausted? plans fallen through and suffering ennui? you will not regret a mixed shawarma wrap with hummus and naan starter