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This article is going to turn me into the Joker. Literary style is not a puzzle you solve to get a little information treat 😩😩😩

It is important to go outside and touch grass. Do not forget to touch grass. See bird. Eat dirt. Drink bear piss. Shovel the mushrooms into your ears and nose.

The problem is that Musk left government, and he’s the expert on blowing things up.

producers in the control room turning a big dial that says "manufacturing consent" up to 11

i hate that we all have to live on the same planet as the united states

people seem to have lost the ability to read when they got to my post. i do not live in a cul-de-sac. i don't want people not to talk about politics. i just want people to post about politics and other things. it's not trivial to post about other things.

Every time it rains You're here in my head Like the sun coming out I just know that something good is gonna happen

They are a hate group. They need to be treated as such. No more charitable status!

Karen says hi. And bye. She died yesterday morning, 7 weeks before her 50th birthday. Neither of us believed in an afterlife, but if it exists I hope hers is full of sunshine, books, gothy music, bon bons, jewel-toned dresses with pockets, Badjelly & Black Books quotes, noodles and sparkly boots.

Ah yeah foreign religions, because Jesus was born in Taihape and Mary and Joseph originally come from Waikouaiti.

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This is THE tweet of all time

Eventually…

Ngā mihi o te tau hou Māori: te wā o Matariki, a time to pause, to mourn, to remember. A time to let go of those who have left us, and of ideas that no longer serve. A time for wānanga: to ask again: what are we doing, and who are we doing it for?

Mānawahia a Matariki

Mānawatia a Matariki mā Puanga! Ngā mihi o te tau hou! Hail, Matariki and Puanga! Happy Māori New Year! To celebrate the new lunar year I created this piece of Te Whānau o Matariki and Puanga, who both form part of the great constellation, Te Waka o Rangi. ✨✨✨🌙✨

It’s quiet here at this time of night, isn’t it?

Being nostalgic for 1950s rock in 1979 is a bit like being nostalgic for Windowlicker, Gantz Graf or Come on my Selector in 2025. 🎶 “Gimme that old time drill ‘n’ bass…” 🔊

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

“It’s called being proactive. You bureaucrats wouldn’t understand it.”

Let us love each other to the end.

I’ve done more than enough adulting for one year, thank you very much.

I just listened to the Mediawatch about Alex, and it reminded me a few weeks ago another parent of a trans kid asked about the term "deadname" and talked about how painful they found it. And someone else very gently explained to them that it's called a "deadname" because 1/3

Kia ora e te whanau - I'd love your support getting elected to the Te Whanganui-a-Tara Ward. Those on the right have huge money coming in so it's more important than ever we have a people-powered ground campaign and putea for our volunteers. 💚JOIN ME: www.greens.org.nz/torywhanau2025 #nzpol

These Ministers aren’t fixing the housing crisis they’re cashing it in. Selling off state land while our people sleep in cars isn’t policy. It’s a political hit job on vulnerable whānau. You don’t build homes by gutting the agency that builds them. #HousingCrisis #TePātiMāori #NZPol

Counterpoint: Women are ahead of the curve on knowing AI is bullshit. www.ft.com/content/7f0f...