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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist. https://youtube.com/@NewMessage
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Canada annexes 4 Nations Championship

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Why didn’t they call it Humps N Mumps????

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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

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It’s wild that all the presidents were born on the same day

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“Choose your battles” only makes sense if there’s some battles we can afford to lose

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Allegory alert!

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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

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Day 25: Terry Pratchett #WritersResist #resist 🪐📚💙

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Coming straight for SSRIs, baby! Gonna be so awesome when they suddenly take away everyone's antidepressants in a country full of guns! www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

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Basically the world at this moment.

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I am hereby predicting that Dieter is Kier's junk, and he cut it off, with scissors, in a fit of shame... returning to the scene night after night to watch it rot... and feel 'woe' for the bride he thought he'd never take. He was young, so he saw her as small, like him. #severance

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This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen. Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !” globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

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On the upside, it's nearly more economical to actually eat rich people than eggs.

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What if 'Deiter' was Kier's junk? #severance

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i got this from etsy, imma frame it

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Government workers when DOGE shows up.

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#CanadaStrong

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Perfectly captured.

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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

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Seems like as good a day as any to link to this shirt in the Beaverton's merch store.

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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

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